#1
it was a night like any other friday night. i was front row at my home town football team's game, and im yelling my head off.

so me and this girl are standing in the center; an inconvenience if we need out, so if we do have to leave we just hop over the wall in front of us and walk away. the easiest way to get back up? go back the way you came.

anyway, me and this girl go to get some food, and come back. i hand someone my stuff and jump back into my seat. then the girl hands me her stuff and she proceeds to try to jump. she jumps and sits on the wall and turns around and gets into her seat. she has been complaining about the return jump since we got our food, and now that she finally did it, she says these exact words:

"ow, that was hard, and now my ass hurts."


i just stopped. looked her dead in the eyes, grabbed my face "home alone" style and yelled "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!"

greatest "thats what she said" ever in my opinion.

can you top that?
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#2
My friend said "I don't think that's where it's supposed to go".

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

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#3
How old are you?


THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
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#4
No, but here are some I did:

"You can come, too"
"That's what she said"

"It feels really good when you're doing it"
"That's what she said"

"It's feels good to sit on"
"That's what she said"

And My friend did the best I have heard:

A guy in Science class was playing with a water hose. A few tiny drops landed on the one girl's shirt. She looked confused and sais "What? I'm getting wet". "That what she said!".
#5
Your carpet is thicker then mine

THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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#6
My teacher once said to a student when he wasn't doing his work,
Teacher: Are you gonna do something, or stare at it all day?
My friend: That's what she said!

If you really think about it, you encounter and set up "That's what she said" moments very often in one day.
#7
my food science class is full of them. also, i guy was in clas with a tuba once, and a girl gasped and said

"o my gosh thats so big!"

i couldnt stop myself on that one.
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#8
"I do like beer"
"Thats what she said!"
"You're using that wrong"
"That's what she said"
"Better"
#9
In physics my friend was talking about the results we got for an experiment. My friend says, "Thats not right it should be bigger".

Everything is quiet for like half a second. "Thats what she said". Even our teacher thought it was funny.

And my favourite:

"NO"
Thats what she said.
#10
well.....i dunno....that was....really stupid.....supergay. but anyways. som1 said " i wanna go make a peanut butter sandwich cuz im hungry." and i said THATS WHAT SANTA SAI......o wait.... nvm"


yay for crackers.
#11
Matthew 11:10, verse 2
"Are you the one who was to come, or should we expect someone else?"
"that's what she said"
"shut up John, you bastard"
#12
So... by swallowing this I won't get pregnant?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#13
I don't know why I came

"That's what she said!"

That one is like, heh... contexts.
#14
I've had FAR, FAR, too many epic "That's what she said" moments to list.
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#15
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I've had FAR, FAR, too many epic "That's what she said" moments to list.

That's what she said.
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#16
they call a friend of mine berry (a girl) and somebody asked her why.
'because I'm wet and full of seed ofcourse'
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID


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#17
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That's what she said.


. You know, I was actually expecting someone to say that.
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#19
Quote by darkstar2466
. You know, I was actually expecting someone to say that.

My goal is to be as unoriginal as possible.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

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