#1
So my boyfriend caught his dick in the zipper...and snce hes not circumsized, his foreskin was all tangled up. Now i laughed when i saw at first but figured it mustve hurt so i helped him out

My question is wether it hurts more when u are circumsized or not.
(personal experiences would be more helpful than guesses)
#2
No. You're a dumbass if you get your junk caught in a zipper. Be careful with your stuff man.

It hurts either way...
#4
If he's stupid enough to get his dick caught in his zipper, he deserves to have half of it mangled.
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#7
well, if you're un-circumsized the you get circumsized. But if your already circumsized then it cuts into the penis itself and I think that has to be way more painful.
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#8
I'm tired of stupid threads like these. If you're really interested in whether getting your genitals caught in a zipper hurts, I suggest trying it for yourself. Or, making your boyfriend try it again

Anyway, does anybody else smell something...
#9
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well, if you're un-circumsized the you get circumsized. But if your already circumsized then it cuts into the penis itself and I think that has to be way more painful.


thats what i thought, but jasons foreskin was caught on the zipper and he started bleeding...and i had to bite open the zip to get him out of it
#10
And why wasn't he wearing underpants?
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Last edited by Alter-Bridge at Sep 22, 2007,
#13
the anwser to that? wear sweat pants from now on...they kinda like training pants
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#14
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why do u guys think this is bull****?


Because this is exactly the type of thing an attention craving idiot would post to get noticed.
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#19
trust me. circumcised would hurt a HELL of a lot more. your not just catching loose skin, your catching the actual head of your dick in a zipper. the most sensitive part. that would be like getting your clit caught in a zipper. pretty bad.
#20
didnt u post a thread last saturday bout ur boyfriend having troubles like losing his guitar or w/e? and didnt this happen in that movie There's Something About Mary?
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#24
I like that Kankuro's contribution to this thread has been mainly smiley faces.
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I like that Kankuro's contribution to this thread has been mainly smiley faces.


I concur.
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