#1
Okay.. I have no money, and I don't drink.

I have £5 ($10) to spend on food.. and I can get to the two local town centres for free. So.. what do I do with my weekend?

GO!
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#2
find a job


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#4
oh so youre freeing a dude named house?!?

sorry thats what i thought it was. but anyways find a JOB.
#6
Go to the cinema?
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#8
£5=condoms
SECKS
Quote by j.pagejr.
if im in a rush then its in the water but if i have time to be precise i aim for the side

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you guys stand up?
#9
Quote by samhearn
£5=condoms
SECKS


£0 = no condoms = better secks no ?


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#10
lol i got pwnt
Quote by j.pagejr.
if im in a rush then its in the water but if i have time to be precise i aim for the side

Quote by Shredder6
you guys stand up?
#11
Quote by samhearn
£5=condoms
SECKS


If the lad only has £5 to his name, I can imagine he's not at the age to be thinking about sex, let alone protected sex.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#13
I has cond0mz.

But I doesn't has girl who wants penis.

Edit: Smokey.. I've lost my virginity, and as you probably agree, it was a bad idea, and I was too young (I was only just 15).
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#14
Quote by fretsonfire74
£5 will not pay for a kid.


birthcontrol ?


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#15
Quote by JamMan*
I has cond0mz.

But I doesn't has girl who wants penis.

cheap hooker?
possibly the mother of Jack off Jill he's a prick.

EDIT: that may have been a little uncalled for lol.
#16
Quote by JamMan*
I has cond0mz.

But I doesn't has girl who wants penis.

Edit: Smokey.. I've lost my virginity, and as you probably agree, it was a bad idea, and I was too young (I was only just 15).


Lol
Quote by j.pagejr.
if im in a rush then its in the water but if i have time to be precise i aim for the side

Quote by Shredder6
you guys stand up?
#17
how is loosing your vaginity a bad idea
unless it was a guy it still ads 1 to the list
yerp im sure ill add something amazing here some day.
#18
Quote by fretsonfire74
cheap hooker?
possibly the mother of Jack off Jill he's a prick.

EDIT: that may have been a little uncalled for lol.

It's not my fault you're easily pwned...

And according to my father, my mother isn't really interested in sex these days.
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#19
Quote by Jack Off Jill
It's not my fault you're easily pwned...

And according to my father, my mother isn't really interested in sex these days.

how does that make me easily pwned?
#20
Quote by fretsonfire74
how does that make me easily pwned?

What? What are you saying?

Are you referring to the comment I said about my mother? That had nothing to do with the first bit of my post. That was just a reply to what you said about my mother.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#21
Buy a balaclava and rob some chavs.
Then give their stolen clothing to a cancer trust to get rid of any (There shouldn't be any) guilt.
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
#23
Quote by fretsonfire74
do a barrell roll?

A barrel roll?
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
#26
Quote by fretsonfire74
you must be new at UG.

Isn't saying Barrel Roll? continuing on the joke?

I must have said it wrong.
Jeeze it feels awkward to go and ruin things already :S
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.