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#1
Happy birthday dear Draken, happy birthday to you!

I'll give you my present tonight

I also got you lots of trout, to slap lots of people with.

The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#2
Luke, happy birthday!!! <3333333333333333333333
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

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#3
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Happy birthday dear Draken, happy birthday to you!

I'll give you my present tonight


can't wait...premptive thank you to everyone in case either my wireless goes down, i'm drunk or i'm fufilling my obligations as a second year student to **** a fresher.
#4
Happy b-day, i got you a parrot:



No reason, i just did.
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I came, I saw, I cleaned it up.
#5
Happy birthday I got you a naked mole rat
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#6
happy birthday!

i got you a sea otter
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#7
Happy Birthday Draken!
Look what I got you:



RULE BRITANNIA
Last edited by cobain_is_king at Sep 22, 2007,
#8
happy bday!

i got you this


to slice open your other presents
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#9
Quote by cobain_is_king
Happy Birthday Draken!
Look what I got you:





You gave him CRABS for his birthday?!
Our hearts are with Nick Grundy.
Quote by Ez0ph
I think AvengedThrice is pretty cool guy, eh raeps kittens to death and doesn't afraid of anything.

He knows me well..
#11
I bring birthday wishes with another Drak(k)en


We got you a fucking big laser.
WARNING: BIG PICTURE

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Dude, you just made the most intelligent post in this entire thread. Congrats.
#12
Quote by str84ever
Despite the fact that Draken hates me for some odd reason...

Happy Birthday!


i don't hate you. hatred is just my way of expressing love.
#14
Happy Birthday Luke.
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#16
Happy Birthday!

I got you the synth of doom. I am sure that it was atop of your Wanted list.

Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#17
^ooo chavs now i have something cool to slice with my sword
#19
Happy birthday! I got you a photo of MC Yakman, he's my hero

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#20
Happy birthday foo'. You get nothing from me. NOTHING.

EDIT: NOTHING!
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
Last edited by JamesDouglas at Sep 22, 2007,
#22
Happy Birthday Luke.

I got you new suits:

Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#25
happy bday!


**** no present...

lets see.....what have i got here

AHA!


I got you some wd-40!
PPPPPPPOSTFINDER
#26
Happy Birthday.

I got you...

A guitar virtuoso.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#27
Quote by Grundy0
Happy Birthday. I got you Belgium



Yes I can give away belgium.

>.>

<.<



sweet

*runs off to find all the breweries*
#28
I got you a Tequila. A Tila Tequila to be precise.

wanted to give you a bottle, but this was all i found.


My Build! The Razorbeast Could really use some help.

I am always right. and if I am always right, my first statement about always being right, by simple logic, must be true, thus proving that I am always right. dependency loops rule.
#30


You can borrow. Not Have. Yeah..

<Luke> i'm allowed
<Luke> follow the last link in the topoc
<NessasUnicorn> Erm
<NessasUnicorn> I'll get you something else Luke
<Luke> aww
<Chubby> Happy bday Luke
<Luke> get me han, a giant pot of whipped cream and a banana
<NessasUnicorn> Done Luke
<Luke> ae
<Chubby> Has anyone ever seen Dirty Sanchez The Movie?
<Luke> awesome
<Luke> my night is sorted then
<NessasUnicorn> Chub, Dirty Sanchez is gross
<Luke> i'm having a hananana split

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Last edited by Harmonius at Sep 22, 2007,
#32
Quote by Harmonius


You can borrow. Not Have. Yeah..


dude once she goes white she can only go black after that.
#33
Quote by MastaBassist10
I also give you...



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#35
Happy birthday


I don't know what to give you though, so here's more beer, since you can never have too much beer:

<Omri> I love trannys too..
#36
Quote by Hells_Bell
since you can never have too much beer


Contrary to popular belief....you can!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#39
happy birthday luke, you're rad <3

i got you the loch ness monster

from daylight...
...into darkness
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