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#1
Post your dreams that were so great that you wished it wasn´t a dream.
Last night I dreamed that for some reason I went to a Casino with my parents (:wtf. So I just begin wandering around and I meet some chick.
We end up kissing in some private place and suddenly her parents appear (:wtf but she gives me her number before they get her.
Weird dream, but left me wishing it wasn´t a dream
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#3
Last night I dreamed that I was still dating my ex Nicole (we broke up because she's so damn innocent, those Catholic girls are hit or miss, we couldn't even hold hands), and she had a thong on and bent over like half the dream. I woke up and my first words were "god dammit".
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#4
I like all dreams even messed up ones were it's like the end of the world or something.
#5
i just like dreams....theyre like an adventure!


That made me chuckle.

A few nights ago I dreamt I was in a band
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well i get on the net and chat with hot chicks alot.
most of them want to see me naked.. and they are over 18..
#6
Sort of related, but im even a pussy in my dreams. I was about to get a blowjob from a girl in my dreams (funnily enough, im with that girl now" But i remembered i had a girlfriend and didnt do it. Worst dream ever.
#7
All the time. Even if it's the usual retarded random bullshit dreams, I still like them.
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#8
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Sort of related, but im even a pussy in my dreams. I was about to get a blowjob from a girl in my dreams (funnily enough, im with that girl now" But i remembered i had a girlfriend and didnt do it. Worst dream ever.


Oh she´s the one that you told us about that you´d like to Buttsex?

Just kidding girl, he never said that.
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#9
most of my dreams are either erotic or just random events happening i dont wanna wake up from them
#10
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Oh she´s the one that you told us about that you´d like to Buttsex?

Just kidding girl, he never said that.


Haha, i've told her that on plenty of occasions anyway and I mean im with her right now as in dating her right now, not actually WITH her
#11
Once I had a dream that I banged a hot school teacher, then when I finished and I went out, everybody I saw was smoking weed. I smoked some too, but soon after that my alarm clock rang...
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#12
That i was banging this super hot chick...=]
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#13
This is gonna sound corny, but any dream where my mom's still alive. I've woke up in tears from those.
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#14
Dreamed... Eurgh, what a horrible American past-tense.

I barely ever remember the things I've dreamt about.
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#16
i was having sex with pamela anderson

you cant help what you dream about right :|, its old and stuff but still

id hit it
#17
i was having sex with the girl i really like





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#19
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This is gonna sound corny, but any dream where my mom's still alive. I've woke up in tears from those.

Aww

I'm a big fan of dreaming. Like someone said, every dream is an adventure. Last night I dreamt I was a kindergarten teacher. Basically, I smoked pot and did arts 'n' crafts with the kids all day.

I had another dream a few days ago that was pretty ****in' badass. I had to slay some kind of demon to save one of my friends. I managed to stick a sword through the ****er's mouth. I think most people would classify it as a 'nightmare', but being a huge horror fan, I LOVE scary dreams. People think I'm weird for it, but whatever.
#20
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Aww

I'm a big fan of dreaming. Like someone said, every dream is an adventure. Last night I dreamt I was a kindergarten teacher. Basically, I smoked pot and did arts 'n' crafts with the kids all day.

I had another dream a few days ago that was pretty ****in' badass. I had to slay some kind of demon to save one of my friends. I managed to stick a sword through the ****er's mouth. I think most people would classify it as a 'nightmare', but being a huge horror fan, I LOVE scary dreams. People think I'm weird for it, but whatever.


Yeah I love those horror adventure dreams.
I once dreamed that I was in a pyramid full of zombie-mummies (if they bite you you turn into a mummy).
And I woke up feeling great and saying "what a great dream!" even though I ended up asking a friend to shoot me because we were traped in the dream.
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#21
I've had lots, most about things I'd like to or people I'd like to meet. One once was that my grandfather had come back to life for a bit and had visited us all to speak to us about death and all that. It felt so damn real, and when I woke up I was gutted.
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#22
I had a dream after watching lord of the rings, that i was in lord of the rings lol, and i had to battle loads of orcs n stuff, i died by being shot in the head by a arrow, i was like dam, so i tryed getin back to sleep but i couldnt
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#23
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I had a dream after watching lord of the rings, that i was in lord of the rings lol, and i had to battle loads of orcs n stuff, i died by being shot in the head by a arrow, i was like dam, so i tryed getin back to sleep but i couldnt


I've had those kinds of dreams before. They're so ****ing epic. Definitely my favorite kind.
#24
I was sneaking around the house of this hot chick in my school and I found her underwear dwayer.

I'll stop there.
#25
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I was sneaking around the house of this hot chick in my school and I found her underwear dwayer.

I'll stop there.


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#26
Dreamt I was holidaying with this girl that I really like. We got really close and it was so great 'til the alarm went off and reality wrecked my buzz big time.
#28
i love those sort of dreams where its like an epic adventure. go to all these different places and can fly and crap. these dreams also seem to last for hours which is great. i hate waking up from those.

like one time i had this dream that i was in world war 2, but i wasnt fighting nazis, i was fighting these things with big long tentacles and crap. and i could run really fast and fly. the best part about those dreams is sometimes if you get killed and wake up you can fall asleep again real quick and start dreaming the same thing.
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#29
I just recently had a dream that my parents somehow managed to find a house where I used to live (we moved cause we couldn't afford estate at our location). I was transferring schools and it felt like the happiest moment of my life cause I was gonna be back with my friends and the girl I loved.

Needless to say, after I woke up, I had tears in my eyes.
#30
Any dream that is realistic, yet slightly out of whack. Or any dream that involves a distant thunderstorm or tornado. I'm a fan of thrilling dreams =]
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#32
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i was having sex with pamela anderson

you cant help what you dream about right :|, its old and stuff but still

id hit it


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#33
I have weird dreams, and really bad ones. Once I dreamt that a giant 43 legged spider monster was in my Nana's house with me and the girl I loved, and I had to kill it, but I'm scared of spiders so it was like..

Oh, and when I was really little I dreamt that my sister built a slide in the upstairs of our house and it went out the window, and then she went down the slide and died.

There was nothing I could do, but I still think about it.
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#34
Quote by Dirk Gently
This is gonna sound corny, but any dream where my mom's still alive. I've woke up in tears from those.


i get the same with my dad sometimes, although without the tears i have to say. i don't know why.

and basically any dream before a day where something important (ie. exam) is happening to me. i don't want to wake up from those...
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#35
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Dreamed... Eurgh, what a horrible American past-tense.

I barely ever remember the things I've dreamt about.


Well this one time I dreamed that UK and US internetz corresponded peacefully, but then I woke up and hopped on UG...
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#36
Pretty much any dream that involves having a pile of money or screwing someone you're crazy about.
#37
i always dream about dying
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#38
I had a dream where I was having sex with the cheerleader from Heroes.
That was amazing.

Another where I was in Radiohead as Jonny Greenwood, playing Just.

And another where I was Clapton playing Sunshine Of Your Love with Cream.
#40
Last week I had this dream where I started a riot at a huge school and everyone was chanting my name and I crowd surfed on the rioters, then I met this hot chick that was into me and the Nazi admins were after us. So me and this chick were running around a huge abandoned school since all the rioters were outside with freakish people after us and then I was making out with her at one point. It was like the greatest action adventure movie ever, except with me in lead role so it was even more fun.


And I've seemed to have tons of sex dreams lately, so I really don't like waking up from dreams where I'm screwing hot chicks.
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