#1
heres the plan. imma startin to get my drink on.

i want 5 paragraph topics, and i will write one after every glass of beer. so first five i will do. thanks bois......

anyways so i write one paraagraph adn then you guys wathc my stupidity rise. ive already had one and a ahlf. so ill write one now
#6
all this wierdo lol wut stuff. its ****ing great. pears are ****ing awesome. like wow. who comes up with this ****? i wanna see a ****in pear, with jennifer anistons head in her nouth. then id be like "lol wut?" and then id laugh. like a mongrel. lol wut? losers.


k that was after one.
#7
Well, get on with it! You probably should have started with the first paragraph, as UG has a tendency to generally dislike waiting.


EDIT: Oh my timing is bad, and you seem like a lightweight.
Nikolas
#8
hahah man the drunk topic is hot tonight.
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#10
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Well, get on with it! You probably should have started with the first paragraph, as UG has a tendency to generally dislike waiting.


EDIT: Oh my timing is bad, and you seem like a lightweight.


middle of the road, im just wierd like that sometimes.
#13
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middle of the road, im just wierd like that sometimes.


Fair enough. But don't ask for something to talk about, just rant.
Nikolas
#15
speaking of ****ing jennifer aniston, i wanst to to **** monica. specially with her wierd al hair. LOL.(wut?) like friends rules. siendfeldd. frasier........................................................................................married with children. (lol wut?) and kfc and a pizza hut, a pizza hut, a pizza hut, kfc and a pizza hut a mcdonalds, tooo


k this is after 5 or 6
#16
I suggest you keep drinking until you start giving away personal information such as credit card and social security numbers.
Nikolas
#17
it looks like your faking it and trying to hard. No offense
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#18
Quote by ROCK=ZEPPELIN
I suggest you keep drinking until you start giving away personal information such as credit card and social security numbers.


Yeah.. *gets out notebook and pen*


*waits*
#19
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it looks like your faking it and trying to hard. No offense


well sorry to dissapoint. i suppose//
#23
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Phail.

Plus, you've been beaten to it. (And you're also using the link from my account )


+1 Only the elite may use it. Although try to refrain from it. Dreadnought is on to us.
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#25
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+1 Only the elite may use it. Although try to refrain from it. Dreadnought is on to us.


Uh oh.. Better take the advice, I don't want to get the hurt put on me by Dreadnought .
#27
Necrophagist+1.5 Beer+Anthropology Homework=GANDALF WAS AN ANTHROPOLOGIST STUDYING THE CULTURE OF HOBBITS
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#29
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^that's gotta be the best homework i've ever seen.

do the next parahraph on lord of the rings


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