#1
Yesterday I was at our High School football game, and we were kicking the living S*** out of the other team on their Homecoming game, so we were getting quite arrogant, and started all these chants and cheers. So this girl that was leading them comes over by us and tells us what we're gonna do next, and out of nowhere, my cousin Ben sticks out his hand, she shakes it with an eybrow raised, and he says "Hi, my name's Ben. My favorite shape's a triangle." We all got a good laugh outa that one.

I love random hillarity, so please post stories.
#2
Weird, my team got its ass beat at the homecomeing game... o well that was Thursday.
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#3
I was at a megadeth concert, and there was a sound check guy testing for one of the openers.


Hes just sitting there tweaking ****, I yell "YEAAAA!!! SOUNDCHECK GUY!!!" and everyone started cheering.
#4
At a movie I yelled "Megaburger supremus". I was kicked out.
666 BRO
#5
I was over at my friend's house, and he got a call from a telemarketer..
Here's how the conversation went:
Him: "Hello?"
TM: "Hi, is the lady of the house in?"
Him: "No, I'm sorry, she's not."
TM: "Oh, well can you tell me where I can reach her?"
Him: "Yes."
TM: "...Where can I reach her?"
Him: "I'm sorry, she is at the royal squid races."
*hangs up*

We laughed for an entire hour.
#7
Quote by Rockford_rocks
I was over at my friend's house, and he got a call from a telemarketer..
Here's how the conversation went:
Him: "Hello?"
TM: "Hi, is the lady of the house in?"
Him: "No, I'm sorry, she's not."
TM: "Oh, well can you tell me where I can reach her?"
Him: "Yes."
TM: "...Where can I reach her?"
Him: "I'm sorry, she is at the royal squid races."
*hangs up*

We laughed for an entire hour.


I also reverse-prank-called a telemarketer once.

Him: Hi sir, would you be interested in [product, I forget which product because I didn't care and it was a mouthful]
Me: I dunno, would you be?
Him: Um...
Me: *hangs up*
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#9
Randomness is awesome.

Quote by Rockford_rocks
I was over at my friend's house, and he got a call from a telemarketer..
Here's how the conversation went:
Him: "Hello?"
TM: "Hi, is the lady of the house in?"
Him: "No, I'm sorry, she's not."
TM: "Oh, well can you tell me where I can reach her?"
Him: "Yes."
TM: "...Where can I reach her?"
Him: "I'm sorry, she is at the royal squid races."
*hangs up*

We laughed for an entire hour.


#11
I ask people quite frequently if they've ever licked deodorant.
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
#13
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I ask people quite frequently if they've ever licked deodorant.



I have!!! .... .... damn
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I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.


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Rape: Is it in you?
#14
I once put a bandage around my head(****ty simulation of baldness)
and put on sunglasses and went around saying I was pitch black
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#15
someone at a sleepover randomly started talking in the 3rd person. i don't know why but at the time none of us there could stop laughing at it.

edit: dirge warned and now kankuro banned, when will it end?
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#17
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Nice, but, randomness doesn't exist.


I call crap...of course it does...


Bullfighters!


see....randomness
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#18
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I call crap...of course it does...


Bullfighters!


see....randomness



Hmm, no. It's a normal thought like any other. I'd go deeper into it but I am absolutely wrecked.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#19
Quote by Child In Time
Hmm, no. It's a normal thought like any other. I'd go deeper into it but I am absolutely wrecked.



yes it's a thought but it's still rather random in the context.

I think the ts ment randomness as in: random words/actions in a context they don't belong to be in.
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I suggest you construct a space station the size of a moon, and destroy their home planet.


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Grab a lighter and light it by your ass while farting. That's how you flame someone.
#20
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i thought the thread title was supposed to be a pun on hillary clinton

woah...........so did i.
Did i eat too many?
did I jump in too fast?
how long's this shit last?
Everyone take off ya mask, I lost my grasp



Like weeds?
#21
Quote by ProjectDark
I was at a megadeth concert, and there was a sound check guy testing for one of the openers.


Hes just sitting there tweaking ****, I yell "YEAAAA!!! SOUNDCHECK GUY!!!" and everyone started cheering.


Haha, I've done that one too.

We have all sorts of random inside jokes.

Vegetably vegetables.

Cheese seeds.

Arse tard.

The list goes on.
#22
It was kind of strange a few days ago, when I heard some Year 7's (11- or 12-year-olds) talking about MILFs.
#23
Quote by Cresspo
yes it's a thought but it's still rather random in the context.

I think the ts ment randomness as in: random words/actions in a context they don't belong to be in.


“Chance then exists not in nature, and cannot coexist with knowledge." -P.S. Laplace, A Philosophical Study on Probability.

Maybe it's unexpected, but I still don't believe in randomness.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#24
man i lvoe randomness. i used to do a lot of random stuff for laughs at my old school. a lot of it i stole from shows and stuff like things that fez from 70's show would say. or other stuff that u wouldn't say. i remember one time soem girls rlly liked me. the class was pretty small and i was like the foreign exchange studnet and they were like all white girls and guys and i would like say stuff and htey jsut start laughing they even had a laughing contest where they would try not to laug while i just said random words and phrases, like my mom makes chicken soup and then i'l lbe like do you like PkemoN! this is back when pokemon was actually random.