#1
We always tell people who ask questions on other instruments to go to "ultimate-drum" or "ulimate-saxaphone". But do these sites exist!? Here is what I found

I have deleted the links
Last edited by kilbie at Aug 13, 2009,
#2
Heard there was one for drummers but I forgot the URL
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#3
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#4
The two first ones don't exist...
The third one made me laugh like a clown in a chamber filled with nitrous oxide.
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Heard there was one for drummers but I forgot the URL


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#8
Omni-Ragnarok, did you click the links to ultimate trumpet and ultimate violin? they are real.
#9
The first two don't exist, they are just place holders. The sites are identical and are just displaying random words related to trumpets and violins with a slogan that doesn't mean anything.

It's the same as tapping trumpet into google and reading the sponsored ads.
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#10
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Omni-Ragnarok, did you click the links to ultimate trumpet and ultimate violin? they are real.



Meh... It's a valid website but it's just one of them generic "phishing" ones(<-not refering to ultimatebass.com, google the term).

Edit: Woah... Looks like I mixed up a few facts! Nevermind the phishing thing, wikipedia enlightened me
Weird Al = Awesome
Buckethead = Awesome
Ergo, Awesome = Buckethead = Weird Al
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the logic... its. so. precise! you broke the code! hail Omni-Ragnarok for answering lifes biggest question, who is buckethead.
Last edited by Omni-Ragnarok at Sep 23, 2007,
#11
Kilbie, you're one of my favorite UGers. You're kind, trusting, and just a little too naive. I'm glad to have you as a friend.

Rankles, thanks for the clarification on how those work, and for not closing the thread. Even though it didn't work out the way Kilbie originally thought, it's still kinda cool.
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#12
The ultimatebass site is a bass fishing forum...

...you know, the fish thats called bass. (I'm being serious...)
#13
the first 2 are those sites where u mean to go on porn and u spell it wrong and u get those sites. The last one is for bass fishing.


#14
The reason i put the bass one their was for a joke. I know a bass is a fish, and thats a fishing website.
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The ultimatebass site is a bass fishing forum...

...you know, the fish thats called bass. (I'm being serious...)




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#18
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It's the same as tapping trumpet into google and reading the sponsored ads.


I don't normally "tap" anything on my keyboard.
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#24
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#30
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The first two don't exist, they are just place holders. The sites are identical and are just displaying random words related to trumpets and violins with a slogan that doesn't mean anything.

It's the same as tapping trumpet into google and reading the sponsored ads.



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