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A
20 11%
B
19 10%
C
16 9%
D
111 59%
E
20 11%
Voters: 187.
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#1
Ok, you're at a party and it's just ending. People are slowly leaving and you go upstairs to get some stuff you left there. You go into the room where you left your stuff and you see this really hot girl on the bed, sleeping or passed out, you're not sure. You walk over to her and ask if shes okay.

No response.

You shake her a bit.

No response.

You figure she's had too much to drink, and passed out. You look around, and everyone else is downstairs.

Do you:

A. Take your stuff and leave.
B. Feel her up quickly, then take your stuff and leave.
C. Feel her up until someone comes upstairs, or until you get bored, then take your stuff and leave.
D. Get help, make sure she's okay, then get your stuff and leave.
E. Rape her.
#2
Leave her alone you sick bastard! There are names and special places for people who think like you.
#3
C... Then if she comes to just say you were helping her, and happened to be erect.
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#5
Dude...you're asking The Pit
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#6
Assuming I was drinking all night too, I'd assume she was asleep, take my stuff, and leave.

EDIT: Oh wait, I misread the "shake her" bit, yeah, I'd get help actually.
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#9
No, touching an unconscious girl is wrong. I'd make sure she's alright.
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#18
D, I'd be kinda freaked if the girl didn't respond at all.

If I was then absolutely sure she was totally alright AND that no one would find out AND if the girl herself was worth the risk (which is altogether unlikely), then I'd do a bit of C.
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#20
LOL u r RAPIST
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#25
D probably... maybe I'll impress her enough that some C will happen with her being conscious.
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#31
You know when you shake her to see if she wakes up? Well, if you happened to feel her up simultaneously, it's not technically wrong, right?


Though, the paramedics would probably pry your hands away when they got there...
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#34
On the internet I would say E, but in reality I'd probably do option D.

I'm a goody two shoes.
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#35
probably D

id have tried shaking her in a feely up way tho XD
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#37
*Unconscious girl's best friend enters the room*

Friend - "OH MY GOD!!!"

You - "Um... I fell on her... honest... and... um... my hands slipped and landed... um... up her skirt... yeah"


I'd choose D.
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D

This poll should have been public, I want to know who the rapists are


Everyone would've voted rape.
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*Unconscious girl's best friend enters the room*

Friend - "OH MY GOD!!!"

You - "Um... I fell on her... honest... and... um... my hands slipped and landed... um... up her skirt... yeah"


I'd choose D.



In that case, you rape her friend too.
#40
This thread has made me wary of being felt up by teenage boys while I'm lying unconcious, possibly in need of medical assistance.

I'd rape her.
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