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#1
Yes you read the title right .

I was in my local city of Cambridge the other night with a bunchof freinds, when some Chavettes walked past and one thought it would be funny to start on us, well me.

The conversation went something like this:

Chavette:Look at you, stupid fuckin' greb, you scumbag.

Me: Thats nice.

Chavette: You want a ****in' fight then? I'll have you and your scumbag freinds.

* My freinds start giggling*

Chavette: Look at all of you, you bisexual scum, bisexuals are GAY!

*Me and my freinds burst into laughter*

Chavette: Don't you ****in laugh at me, I'll have all of you.

Me (still laughing): Do have any idea how contradictary your insult was?

Chavette: I don't ****ing care.

Me: Then why are you here?

*Silence*

*Chavette storms off throwing idle threats*

*laughter resumes*

Later on I was walking back with a freind to stay round his house when this year 7 (11-12) chav that lives near him tryed to threaten me out of 20p. I just kicked his bike over and walked on...

So share your storys of the idiocy, iggnorence and incompatence of the common chav...
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#4
Haha...awesome story

I have a few, but I don't feel like sharing...most of them are embarrassing
#5
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+1 and they're always pretty generous with weed. Chavs round my area are cool.
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#6
LOL nice convo.

The girls are funny. But the lads, lol I wouldn't go near them.
#7
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I live in the United States, and am oblivious to this "chav". Is he like what we would call a wigger? (white guy that acts gangsta?)

Yeah thats what I gather.
I don't care about chavs/wiggers... they're not that bad in the US, or not near me anyways. One of 'em brought a 9in hunting knife to school...to show it off...

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#8
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I live in the United States, and am oblivious to this "chav". Is he like what we would call a wigger? (white guy that acts gangsta?)


search chav on urbandictionary

i have a story!

me and my brother (he was 15 at the time) were visiting the uk and we were walking down the street with my cousins and a group of like 8 13-14 year old chavs came up to us and acting tough and stuff and asked my brother something. my brother replied (forgot what he said) but they all started to bust out laughing at my brothers accent. he punched one of them in the face and his nose started gushing blood and they all ran off.

exciting story eh?
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#10
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I live in the United States, and am oblivious to this "chav". Is he like what we would call a wigger? (white guy that acts gangsta?)
i do believe that is the closest comparison...so yea, basically
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#12
no we call them wiggers.

Chav stands for 'Council house and Violent' supposedly. i.e. not well off people, who wear tracksuits, burberry, and act intimidating.
then we have the nouveau-riche chavs who are middle-class kids speaking estuary english.
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#13
I don't get much chav/wigger activity when i go out. I dunno, i'm usually with a gang of mates and i don't go around rough areas on a Saturday night
#14
So Chavs are most similar to Wiggers?

I think I'd have fun with them.
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#15
I was in Cambridge and some fellow ran up and tapped the side of my head with his palm. It wasn't even a proper slap.

Posh drive bys i suppose.
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Why are 80% of the people on this board British?


I don't think the numbers are that high. You probably just notice more of the British people than others because we talk about distinctly British things as well as more American things.
#17
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Why are 80% of the people on this board British?


cus we kool lyk dat.
#18


Some of them at school are pretty cool (well... to me anyway). I remember when this bi dude grabbed a chavs (male) arse, he went crazy, it was hilarious.
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#21
Chav doesn't stand for anything- it's just that "council housed and violent" so happens to fit- the actual word is derived from Roman.

The closest thing you have in the US are Jocks/wiggers- kinda mix, a lot of them try to act black, but lots of them are black, so yeah doesn't really work lol.

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#22
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I think it's prime time for us British right now. We'll go to bed in a few hours though and then it's the USA's turn.
#23
I live in quite a posh area and there is a recent upsurge in the number of chavs lately. But they're all a bunch of pussies. They just break telephone box glass for a laugh and hang round on a corner drinkin' and smokin', drinkin' and smok- you get the idea. Twats.
#24
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search chav on urbandictionary

i have a story!

me and my brother (he was 15 at the time) were visiting the uk and we were walking down the street with my cousins and a group of like 8 13-14 year old chavs came up to us and acting tough and stuff and asked my brother something. my brother replied (forgot what he said) but they all started to bust out laughing at my brothers accent. he punched one of them in the face and his nose started gushing blood and they all ran off.

exciting story eh?

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#25
Yes you read the title right .

I was in my local city of Cambridge the other night with a bunchof freinds, when some Chavettes walked past and one thought it would be funny to start on us, well me.

The conversation went something like this:

Chavette:Look at you, stupid fuckin' greb, you scumbag.

Me: Thats nice.

Chavette: You want a ****in' fight then? I'll have you and your scumbag freinds.

* My freinds start giggling*

Chavette: Look at all of you, you bisexual scum, bisexuals are GAY!

*Me and my freinds burst into laughter*

Chavette: Don't you ****in laugh at me, I'll have all of you.

Me (still laughing): Do have any idea how contradictary your insult was?

Chavette: I don't ****ing care.

Me: Then why are you here?

*Silence*

*Chavette storms off throwing idol threats*

*laughter resumes*

Later on I was walking back with a freind to stay round his house when this year 7 (11-12) chav that lives near him tryed to threaten me out of 20p. I just kicked his bike over and walked on...

So share your storys of the idiocy, iggnorence and incompatence of the common chav...
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#26
I'm highly accepting of other people's lifestyles and life choices... So as of yet I've never found any group of people that i dislike....... I get on well with many 'chavs'


yea that's complete crap...
#27
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Chav doesn't stand for anything- it's just that "council housed and violent" so happens to fit- the actual word is derived from Roman.

The closest thing you have in the US are Jocks/wiggers- kinda mix, a lot of them try to act black, but lots of them are black, so yeah doesn't really work lol.

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#28
Well you know how all neds/chavs seem to have the worst insults ever, either pathetic or they repeat them........well in difference, we had a good insult.

One Ned yelled at our guitarist. 'Oi! Emo Freak(standard Ned comment to our group), if you want death then come right on over 'ere and i will give you it........

A ned with some inteligence?
#29
A female friend of mine is the only metalhead/gothic (not really gothic, but you get the idea) in her class, and she's constantly being laughed at and someone even threatened her with a knife. She just laughs about it
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#31
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Chav doesn't stand for anything- it's just that "council housed and violent" so happens to fit- the actual word is derived from Roman.

The closest thing you have in the US are Jocks/wiggers- kinda mix, a lot of them try to act black, but lots of them are black, so yeah doesn't really work lol.

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Kidulthood is more gangster than chavvy I'd say. Good film nevertheless.
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#32
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+1 and they're always pretty generous with weed. Chavs round my area are cool.


It really depends, I know a couple guys that kinda have the fasion scence of a chav but are realy cool people, but then you have those typical morons that get off on being a ****ing twat to anyone who doesn't look, and act just like them. Ironicly, the guys that just look like chavs are usualy much better people than most people I come across.
#33
On the bus on my way back from college the other day, i was sat listening to some music and some little 12/13 chavs got on coming back from school. One stood up and started pointing at me and saying something to his mates just as it was my stop, so I stood up to get off.

He jumped back about 3 feet, nearly fell over and quickly sat down. Made me laugh.

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Hilleriously it turned up in the colledge magazine as number 9 in the supposed " greatest films ever" list Most of which was made up of the scary movie films.
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#34
I'm guessing 'chavs" or sort of like more snobby, more white-trash-y wiggers? Well, a chav at my school once hit a kid in the head with a chair because he lost in a card game. Then he cried cuz he got in trouble. Not joking.
#35
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I'm guessing 'chavs" or sort of like more snobby, more white-trash-y wiggers? Well, a chav at my school once hit a kid in the head with a chair because he lost in a card game. Then he cried cuz he got in trouble. Not joking.


Snobby? no. They're the ultimate in being poorly educated and proud.
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#37
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Snobby? no. They're the ultimate in being poorly educated and proud.


Well, I mean snobby as in showing off jewerly, designer clothes, etc
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#39
According to my short lived thread on american chavs, wiggers are the equivalent.
And ive had way to many experinces with them....
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