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Frenchy-avatar sex offender's face.
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im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

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Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
Smily faces, but each one is different, like the one the 3rd fret would be a a sad one, on the 5th a stoned one (like the Nirvana smily), 7th an angry one etc., and a big, yellow, regular smily on the 12th fret.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
i love the ibanez vine of life inlays but my custom ones would probably be intertwined snakes running the length of the board
Monochrome CD shapes. Like ordinary inlays, but a bit bigger, and with a hole in the middle. Plus some squiggly lines around it at the 12th fret
Probably just like really sharp crescents, like a sycthe blade type deal. Maybe just a scythe or sickle.
Member of the grammar nazis.

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I remember the first time I "shaved" my pubes. I'm not gonna go into details, but I will tell you this: to this day, I don't understand why I thought using a combat knife would be a good idea...
Drops of blood
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People don't like Dave Mustaine because he created something that owned Metallica in just about every single aspect of thrash metal.

it's true
Gibson SG Standard
Dean Avalanche
Line 6 Spider II 30
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Velvet Revolver/Alice in Chains- 10/7/07
Foo Fighters - 1/17/08
Pearl Jam - 6/12/08
Stone Temple Pilots- 8/22/08
I'd do a flame inlay all the way up
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
i would have a rainbow all the way down the neck, you now is pimp

Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plus-Top, SH-2 and SH-5
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Boss PH-3 Phase Shifter
Boss BF-3 Flanger
Mini pedobears!

Probably a cross between the gibson les paul ones and the Ibanez two tone shark teeth.
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Darren you rock.

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You win sir

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The SS runes or Pentagrams, or the way I draw the V when I make my name-logo thing.
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
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Damn, i was gonna say that...and the 12th fret the penis would be ejaculating...
Maybe speakers... and the twelfth fret one would be an oval speaker. Not sure if it would actually look like speakers though if they made it.
Kurt Cobain inlays
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schecter damien 7 is one monster of a guitar.

[Proud owner of a Schecter Damien 7]
waves right down the fretboard, like watching huge waves crash on a baech( vine of life length)
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
Maybe the Imperial insignia from Star Wars, with "501st Legion" at the 12th fret.
Or miniature Trogdors.
Just the word "Truth' running down the entire length. The letters would have to stretch over several frets.
one giant caduceus down the length of the neck
white roman numerals on every fret...but on the 3,5,7,9,12 etc frets, the colors would be inverted so they would be black in white boxes
"Music is moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and a gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and leads to all that is good, true, and beautiful"
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Ibanez GSA 60
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Crate B15 bass amp
Lots of Monster cords
pole dancers in different positions, but I believe kirk hammett beat me to it
very frustrated guitar player

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your moms an is

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Damn, i was gonna say that...and the 12th fret the penis would be ejaculating...

no, the 12th fret has to be a lone set of testicles.
Ejaculating penis can be on the 19th or 24th
Better yet, everthing above the the 12th can be an ejaculating penis.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#40 about dots...

but in all seriousness, dragonflies would be cool
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My Gear:
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
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