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#1
Mmkay...my dad told me this and I can´t figure it out :S

It goes across Canada
It goes across the world
But first you must put it in a corner
Terry Fox had one
Elvis had one
It was in my van
I will see it on my birthday

I´m turning 14, btw...I´ll keep you posted when I figure out what it is
#2
A pedophile!
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#4
The sun?
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#5
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A penis
i was actually thinking the same thing
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#10
it could be but I already have a bunch of guitars...and I guessed that and he said no
#11
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o ya...and the winner gets to go in my sig


If I wanted to get into your sig I would post something like this:

"**** you you ****ing ****ing **** holy **** **** dangle vagina **** **** damn **** ****"

Like everybody else does.

OT:

The Terry Fox part threw me off.
#12
Quote by King Jeremy
it could be but I already have a bunch of guitars...and I guessed that and he said no

You are a spoiled brat if you are only thirteen and have a bunch of guitars
#13
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You are a spoiled brat if you are only thirteen and have a bunch of guitars
shut up
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#14
a porno

/thread
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#16
If your dads van looks like this...

then the answer is a sexually abused child.
EDIT: And I'd guess that will make your birthday present something to bite on and a tube of KY.
#18
^^ lawl

I would have guessed Guitars too, I'm stumped
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#20
ummmm free meds?
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#21
Quote by Guitarislife125
If I wanted to get into your sig I would post something like this:

"**** you you ****ing ****ing **** holy **** **** dangle vagina **** **** damn **** ****"

Like everybody else does.

OT:

The Terry Fox part threw me off.

You can say fuck, n00b! OM NOM NOM NOM

I was thinking it was a penis too, but I don't think you have to put a penis in the corner.
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#22
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You can say fuck, n00b! OM NOM NOM NOM

I was thinking it was a penis too, but I don't think you have to put a penis in the corner.


The *'s are part of the joke.
#24
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#28
A stone?
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#31
Quote by King Jeremy
Mmkay...my dad told me this and I can´t figure it out :S

It goes across Canada
It goes across the world
But first you must put it in a corner
Terry Fox had one
Elvis had one
It was in my van
I will see it on my birthday

I´m turning 14, btw...I´ll keep you posted when I figure out what it is

a stamp

/thread
#33
14123131341414 is right its a stamp, cause you'd put it in the corner of the envelope then it would go across Canada and the world, and Terry Fox and Elvis have both been on stamps.
#34
Quote by Bearcat510
14123131341414 is right its a stamp, cause you'd put it in the corner of the envelope then it would go across Canada and the world, and Terry Fox and Elvis have both been on stamps.
what about the birthday thing and the van?
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#35
an extra chromosome
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#36
Quote by RageAgainst...
what about the birthday thing and the van?


Birthday cards in the post have stamps.

And I guess he has stamps in the van?
#38
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Birthday cards in the post have stamps.

And I guess he has stamps in the van?
i dunno...i'm still not sold on it working for the van part unless his dad worked for the post office or something like that
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