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#1
basically that.

You can tell an embarrasing story, or one that got you into lots of trouble

Well...
Embarrassing: Farted in class.

Trouble: Smeared jelly into this asshole's hair and spat him, and punching a teacher.
#2
A teacher at my old school head butted someone.

He also claimed he was a serious gangster, and stuff. I've never ever known such a un-teachery kind of person in my life.

What a ****ing school that was.
#3
After our last GCSE exam last year. Me and my friends water bombed the whole school



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#4
Brought a "molotov cocktail" BUT it was a rocket for an english project and the math teacher took it and someone said i brought it on purpose and i played on and i DIDNT GET IN TROUBLE WOOOOOOT
#5
I got sent to the back of the line on picture day lol, I was "making faces"-the photographer

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#6
Asked a girl to marry me in the middle of class.

Started a paper ball war in my freshman year. Was pure awesomeness.

And I'm planning to start a water gun tournie on a Saturday soon.
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#7
flipped off a dean.. got cought by uniboob rentacop, got to days of grounding
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#10
My entire class made my english teacher go mildly insane 4 half the year and then when she got back some girl put chemicals from the science lab in her drink and she had to stay in the hospital for the second half of the year. (pretty f***** up when you think about it)
#11
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A worm jizz?

Right UG, I've heard it all now. Seriously.

I know it wasn't really but it looked like it.

It was actually it's nerve chord I accidently squished out it's mouth. And I also want to be a surgeon when I grow up and I can't even dissect a worm without making something internal come out of it's mouth
#12
i cut some chewing gum out of some guys hair without him realising, and he had a pretty big bald patch.
i cba to explain the story..

it wasn't bad or whatever, but it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
#13
Lol. im such a momma's boy in school i'm like so nice, quiet and shy sometiems. thas' prbly the most embarassing thing when a girl says something and i don't know how to react so i just pretend like i didn't hear it and tht 'im so focused on my work or somethign or ya i dono i wish i didn't care so much and just be myself like i am at home cuz at home im such a wild animal that my mom is always like yelling at me
#14
In class the teacher was being a bitch, i whispered to my friend" what a ****ing bitch" and she heard me.
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#16
Quote by Casta44
basically that.

You can tell an embarrasing story, or one that got you into lots of trouble

Well...
Embarrassing: Farted in class.

Trouble: Smeared jelly into this asshole's hair and spat him, and punching a teacher.

I thought that said "Smeared jelly into this asshole hair"

Some chav kicked my guitar as he was walking past so i slammed his head into a locker.
#17
Worst Thing I've done at school...

Elementary: Punched Some Kid and Put him in an Armlock for making fun of me.
Middle School: Got a referal for Making Out With my Girlfriend on school grounds in the woods (If that is bad.. ) and a lot of Pranks and ****.

High School: A Lot of Little Pranks and stuff like that.. Nothing to hardcore, But Im only in Year 10..

Im a good kid..
#18
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I thought that said "Smeared jelly into this asshole hair"

Some chav kicked my guitar as he was walking past so i slammed his head into a locker.


LMAO

perfect mental image
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#19
Quote by Casta44

Embarrassing: Farted in class.

Trouble: Smeared jelly into this asshole's hair and spat him, and punching a teacher.


yep i did that....... in year 6......when the whole class was silent. to this day, i do not what the hell came over me.

trouble... nothing really major.
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#20
I was actually a pretty good kid in school...I didn't even get a detention until 10th grade, when I laid my head on a scale in my science class, and my friend Cody pushed my head down on it, breaking the scale...that wasn't even my fault!
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#21
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I was actually a pretty good kid in school...I didn't even get a detention until 10th grade, when I laid my head on a scale in my science class, and my friend Cody pushed my head down on it, breaking the scale...that wasn't even my fault!


heh sounds like something I'd do to my friend
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#23
I was in iceolation once for taking the blade out of a pencil sharpner and cutting one of my friends.
#24
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A worm jizz?

Right UG, I've heard it all now. Seriously.



a worm pissed on my hand once. seriously.

i broke a toilet. swore a lot. argued with teachers. nothing huge.

i remember my friend threw a tomato at my art teacher. and my other friend flicked his nose, ie "whats that on your shirt" shenanigans.
#25
omg what a thread. ive got so many stories i dont have time to explain it all. im in 11th grade and ive had so many referrals, detentions and whatever you wouldnt believe it. only one of those referrals was from fighting so im not really a "bad" kid. im just always up to some mischief.

well, in 8th grade during our graduation party i started the most monumental food fight in history. at the end, there was at least an inch of diet coke covering the entire cafeteria.

umm, i staged a beatdown and robbery of one of my friends in front of a camera just to see what would happen. i got ISS, it was soo worth it. everyone thought my friend seriously got jumped.

from 7th to 9th grade i used to go upstairs in my school on the balcony and throw a bottle of drink or any nasty food product at the innocent kids down below at least 4 times a week. i also used to throw carrots at administrators that walked by at lunch.

i got into a fight with some stupid little "gangster" cuz he took my seat at a NON-VIOLENCE celebration.

got caught lookin at porn on my friend's phone in class. priceless...

cut the power in the school on a weekly (sometimes daily) basis. and this year, my band didnt get into our school's battle of the bands cuz they only recruit stupid ass little punk prick bands. so we are gonna cut the power in the PAC during the show. gonna be sweet.

set off numerous stink bombs in class everyday for a week before i got a detention. also set some off in the cafeteria after that (hey, spent 40 bucks for them, better use them)

stole all my teacher's desks from the classroom and set up class outside. he didnt even notice till we were done.

sent my total fukin bitch ASTHMETIC science teacher to the hospital by spraying axe near her desk. i hated her..... it wouldnt seem as cruel and fuked up if you knew her.

my friends and i used to sneak off campus all the time to go to the nearby mcdonalds and get stoned. came back one time and an administrator in his golf-cart saw us coming out of the woods so him and every other staff member in the school was chasing us thru every corner of the school. only my friend got caught, the rest of us got away.

and so many others, but i dont feel like typing that much. but these are all true so have fun reading.
#27
This one time a shat my pants in class, I was 17
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#28
i stayed after school for a tutoring thing... and i had to piss so bad i masterbated so i didnt piss my pants. didnt get caught though.
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#29
i started a clap that went through half the skool at a lunch break
me and my friends (about 50 of us) ran through the schools library causing chaos
stole all the schools computer programs
stole a teachers network account
got 100 people to start a circle pit in the assembly area
got 20 people to party boy some kid into a bush
got heaps of people to make a huge circle around two of my friends, who played rock, paper, scissors, and we yelled out "FIGHT" and got into **** from teachers
made a teacher walk out of the classroom crying. (almost made another one do it aswell)


all this, and im only in year 9
i've only gotten caught for making the scissors, paper, rock circle.
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#30
I once tripped over one of the pre-schoolers, they cried, I got yelled at. It's actually kind of funny to me now.
#31
Hung posters around the school trying to convince kids to kill themselves in the gym, along with my friend Eric.

His girlfriend told on us, they were all down within twenty minutes, and we got sent to the school's principal, as opposed to the assistants. I argued that it wouldn't be a good idea to punish us, because we've just displayed interest in suicidal behavior, and if we WERE serious about it, and it wasn't just a joke, it would reflect poorly on the school, because they were well aware of it, and kicked us out of school, which would be a huge emotional blow.

We had to call our parents and see the counselors every week after that.
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#32
Well, one night me and some friends had this really skinny kids moms cell phone number(not sure how we got it) they were calling her asking for the kid at like 1 in the morning(sounds cruel, not my idea)when she had a baby i guess. Well, the next day at school, we used my phone to text her "Wet n Ready" she didnt like that. Called the police and the school got involve. Ofcourse, i got in all the trouble because it was my phone. It sucks
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#33
Skipped a few lessons of school, bought a quarter ounce of weed, smoked half of it in some random garden on a canal, the guy phoned the police, got arrested spent 5 hours in a cell and got grounded for one night. Piss take as it was on a friday but atleast i missed RE.

Punched a small guy in the eye at school because he slapped me, he smaked his head off the corner of a door frame behind him cut his head open and had to go to hospital.

Embarrasing moment, some guy pulled my pants down at the FRONT of the class, so i threw him face first into the glass door. Very embarassing.


Fun times.
#34
I talked to a 6 year old about sex (This was when I was like 8, I didn't know everything about it then either.)
Also I got snapped for all my porn.
(When I was like 13 :\ I had a whole load of it and got lazy and didn't delete the history or temp internet files)
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
#35
i strangled a kid, then played with a fire extinguisher and temporarily blinded a few people... thats why im at this gay alternative school -kicks school breaks toe-
#36
lol i have this rly crazy frend and we were walkign around kicking and smashing lockers in but no teachers saw us and these girls thought we were crazy lol then the nxt day he saw this guy (he hated him)'s locker and he like smashed his head into it while a teacher was standing behind him lol he got sent to the principals office haha then once in a assembly everything was quiet for one moment and my other frend screamed hail hitla rly loud and it was embaressing lol and me and my frend were jumping from table to table in science class it was a sub..but nothing is as crazy as lunch time..me and my frends do everything - throw apples, ketchup on etach other, once we put an apple in another guys bag without him knowing lol and also we spiked someones drink while they were gone with ketchup and mustard and pepper but it was iced tea so he coudlnt rly tell till he drank it lol and once these two frends were throwing ketchup at each other and one got real pissed and punched the other then they got in a fight...and we were bombing another table with rly ****ty tasting chicken taht we didnt wanna eat
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#37
...once we put an apple in another guys bag without him knowing lol...

Dude that's so badass...
#38
i was a badass in primary school, never did my homework ofc i normally cried when i got sent to go do it at break mind
#39
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Took a nasty dump in the bathroom.

haha reminds me of that time i found a giant log on the bathroom floor during a free period last year
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#40
One time I took a crap in one of my junior highs toilets (like 6 years ago). I never had to take a **** so bad in my life, there was really no waiting, it was either public toilet or crap my pants
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