#2
You are really behind aren't you...




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#3
Spartans used to have sex with children.
Have fun with your club
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#4
i didnt think the movie was as epic as ppl make it out to be, to be honest.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#5
Quote by NutZz?
i didnt think the movie was as epic as ppl make it out to be, to be honest.

no it wasnt epic
the dude's face was epic
I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#6
Quote by 14shadesofblue
no it wasnt epic
the dude's face was epic


Haha, yeah. He's definitely king of the one-liners and angry facial expressions.



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#7
Haha dude, you're half a year late...
WATCH THIS

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does anybody have a sitar?
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#8
haha no kidding
and who said that movie was epic
it was mostly just... violent
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

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Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#10
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I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come