#2
i molested the burger
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#6
you molested a dog
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#7
you molested a transexual
Originally posted by V12prowler
u could use a blowtorch and a fetus
#8
mike25569 molested a transexual
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

KMFDM FAN CLUB

Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#9
you are a transexual



Quote by KileManA7X
I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.



#15
"petaphile

You are a cat
What have we learned.....

Words are weightless here on earth,
because they're free


.....from this wee exercise?
#19
cum on my face... not really
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
Quote by mathieupM13
If you want to see scary pics you should google Rosie O’Donnell
#21
touch my boobs...you dont have boobs moggan
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
Quote by mathieupM13
If you want to see scary pics you should google Rosie O’Donnell