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#1
Remember those old DOS-adventure games? Where there aren't any graphics at all, and you type your way through the levels?

Well, why not have The Pit create its own adventure? Continue the story of the person above you by choosing one of their choices, then taking that choice and adding your own.

Example:

User #1:
You have a box.
1.open box
2.kick box

User #2:
You opened the box, which turned out to be a bomb.
1.run for your life
2.stand there like an idiot
3.call the police

and so on...

The story beings with.......

You wake up in a wet, cold, dark room. All you can see is a thin line of light coming through the crack between the door and the doorframe. You hear someone coming.
1. Yell for help
2. Pretend like you're still unconscious
3. Hide and prepare to attack with your bare hands.
#3
you leave the room and try to escape. you run right inot a fat, sweaty, bald guy. what do you do?

1. talk to him
2. run for your life
3. hit him
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#4
You leave the room. on you way out, you see cristopher walken building optomus prime.
1.Hug him
2. run in fear
I can't stand watching people waste their money on horrible gear.
#5
You run for your life. After turning around, you see a naked woman walk into another room. There is also a stairway that goes up.
1. Run up the stairs
2. Follow the naked woman
#6
You follow the woman. It was a trap, an operation gone awry. You must defend yourself 1. Use the machine guns 2. Use the rockets
#7
You use the rockets, a wizard suddenly appears and turns you into a whale, is this awesome?

1. Yes.
2. No.
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in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
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and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#8
Yes. You are set free into the ocean.


1. Eat Krill
2. Find a way to reverse the spell.
#9
Find a way to reverse the spell. You get a choice
1. Become a really hot woman
2.Go back to the dark room as yourself
#10
You became a really hot woman. But you end up in the future.
1.fight the aliens
2.become a prostitute
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#11
Fight the aliens AND become a prostitute. Win-win!! But then you get captured by the aliens.
1. try to escape quietly
2. try to seduce the aliens
3. sniff the mysterious sparkly powder you find in the corner
#13
You're on your way to Earth when all of a sudden a drunken Joe Pesci takes a stab at you with a broken bottle

1. Smack him upside the head
2. Recite the Shawshank Redemption screenplay to lull him to sleep
3. Nunchucks!
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#14
You "nunchucks!" Joe Pesci to a finely liquidated pulp. You hear the cops...you have to get rid of the liquidized Joe Pesci...

1. Drink Joe Pesci
2. Dunk an Oreo in Joe Pesci
3. EAT **** AND DIE
#16
2. Get some chicken

Sadly you recently ressurected the chicken and it bursts out of your stomach in an alien-esque moment.

1.Ressurect your self (lame)
2. ask someone politely to call an ambulance
3. Eat some more chicken cause it was so godamn tasy, even if this does result in your death
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#17
(Oh my god this thread is awesome)

You eat some more chicken, because that's how jesus rolls. Unfortunately, you get salmonella which, for whatever reason, makes you lose your jesus powers.

1. Sit on the toilet for a few days until the salmonella passes
2. Suck it up and just go in your pants, letting it roll down your leg
3. Continue eating chicken
#18
You let it roll down your leg which attracts Paris Hilton, who promptly drops to your foot and eats your ****.

1. Go ewwwwwwww
2. Slap the slut
3. Get a Cleveland Steamer
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I really don't know whether I hope this is a troll thread or not....... I mean...either he raped a girl
Or thinks it's ****ing hilarious to joke about it.
He's a monster either way.
#19
You slap Paris Hilton, which impresses her Grandfather, and he puts you in his will.

1. Spend your inheritance on technology to make mudkipz real.

2. Spend your inheritance on getting your Jesus power back.

3. Give food and shelter to every person on the African continent with your inheritance.
#20
You invest in Jesus powers. Then you make a **** ball the size of Dolly Parton's breasts and drop it on Africa and then say a witty tasteless comment like "wouldn't make a difference anyway. Then Black Santa gets on your ass.

1: Give him black porno to distract him.
2: Crawl up his ass while he's asleep and hibernate.
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if i started a brutal death metal band, id call it Bleeding Asshole
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I really don't know whether I hope this is a troll thread or not....... I mean...either he raped a girl
Or thinks it's ****ing hilarious to joke about it.
He's a monster either way.
#21
You hand him "Busty Black Bitches Weekly"

Unfortunately, Black Santa is only into white chicks. He proceeds to bust a cap

1. Do nothing because you're jesus again and it doesn't matter
2. Smite him
3. Get your posse of apostles to roll this fool cuz jesus rolls deep
#22
You dont do anything because your jesus.

1. do some cool jesus ****?
2. Breakdance?
3. Give into the apathy and play golf with Chris Farely and Kurt Cobain?
#23
You begin to breakdance, with music that is coming from your nipple speakers. Black santa says to turn that **** down.

1. You twist your nipples and turn that "****" up
2. Take his gun and bust a cap in his ass
3. turn it down
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#24
You turn it down. angering a bunch of ninjas that we're dancing to it while holding sunflowers.
The ninjas look angry, you
1. Become a hippie to be accepted with the ninjas
2. Fight the ninjas by yourself
3. Run into a strip club not far away
#26
* In response to SoulflyV*

You Hit on the chick next to the cooler, shes a man.

1. Continue on and have *********?
2. Run Far Far Away?
3. Use your Jesus powers to turn her into a woman?
#27
Use your Jesus powers and turn her into a woman. Unfortunately, it backfires, and you're instantly a woman-jesus.
1. ********* anyway
2. run far far away and cry because you're a woman
3. climb up mount cyanide to talk to god and have him turn you into a man again
#28
You run Far far away and cry. You see Hillary Clinton. Do you:
1. Steal Her penis and become a man
2. Help her win the presidecy and become vice president
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you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#29
Steal her penis and become a man. You realize that her penis was only 2" long, though.
1. take some penis-growth pills that you can order off ebay
2. stretch it out with a strange-looking machine you inherited from your great-grandpa
3. be ashamed of yourself and never have sex again
#31
You do a barrell roll, but fall out of you Arwing. Do you:
1. Shoot down Slippy and take his Arwing
2. Go home and watch some porn
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on a private website?

Based in Russia?

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#32
you go home and watch porn, but discover its gay man on man porn! Do you:

1. Scream in absolute disgust, throw the nearest object at your television/computer monitor and run away.
2. turn it off, go to the video store and get some good porn.
3. whack off anyway
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#33
Quote by cammo_1234
you go home and watch porn, but discover its gay man on man porn! Do you:

1. Scream in absolute disgust, throw the nearest object at your television/computer monitor and run away.
2. turn it off, go to the video store and get some good porn.
3. whack off anyway


You turn it off but in the way to the video store you get kidnapped by some nerds in a black van.
1. You tell them to **** off and drop you in your house
2. You tell them to **** off and kill themselves
3. You tell them to **** off and try listening to what they have to say
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#34
You tell them to **** off and drop you in your house.

In response they knock you unconscious and steal your clothes. You re-awaken in a dark room naked, with a slightly sore arse and a guard outside the door.

Do you
1. Knock out the guard and steal his clothes
2. Seduce the guard?
#35
Seduce the guard.
Unfortunately, she's a hot female, so you abort the plan to seduce her. She still comes on to you. Do you:

1: Play along, knock her out and run away
2: Play along, knock her out and giggity her.
3: Giggity her anyway.
#36
Play along, knock her out and giggity her and steal her clothes. you exit the room, turns out it was the survivor china set and your a contestant. do you:
1 play the game and win
2 bust through the wall and play the price is right
3 go back and do the guard one more time
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#37
you go back to do her again. but when you return, you find out that she's already dead. and all of a sudden, she reanimates, becoming a zombie. do you:

1 - sit in a dark corner and cry
2 - do her again anyway
3 - call the ghostbusters
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#38
Call the ghostbusters. Unfortunately they turn up, and decide to have a bit of fun with the zombie, you're stood watching possibly the weirdest gang-bang ever develop in front of you.

Do you
1. Join in?
2. Skip around in a circle singing "Ring-a-Ring a Roses"?
3. Get the **** outta there?
#39
do her again anyways

1- raise the zombie children into your own army
2- deny it and press rape charges
3- do her one more time, but never call her back
#40
You raise zombie children into an army. You face a London gang. All your army are dead. You need a weapon. Do you Choose:

1. Rockets
2. Grenades
3. Use Herman Li's amazing screeching sounds.
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that's a weird species. much weirder than, say, the Platypus or the Emo. i wonder what would happen if you cross bred an emo and a platypus. you'd get an emopus or a platyemo.... FFS! that still wouldn't out weird the female species
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