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#1
what is a good and creative way to ask a girl too homecoming?
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#2
"Wanna go to homecoming with me?"


It works.

Creative way:

This kid who was on the AV team, during the morning TV announcements stopped the show and had a screen that said "Kelly Mueller...homecoming?" and he was giving a thumbs up.
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#4
stick it in her pooper


plan B-just ask her
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#5
Just ask her.

There's no reason for a good and creative way. You ask, she answers.
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#6
is she a friend? complete stranger? either way, asking is the best way to ask someone...wow...no ish....
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#7
Ask her if she's going to homecoming.

If she says no, ask her if she'd like to.
#8
punch her square in the forehead with metal knuckles engraved with "will you go to homecoming with me" and then when her friend reads it to her shes disoriented and says yes to her friend, they go, they ask you if u want to watch them have hot lesbo sex, and then you don't need to feel akward at homecoming.
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#9
be like napoleon and "Bake her a cake or something"
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#11
Rub icy hot on her?


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#12
Psh, don't you people ever watch the Discovery Channel?
You have to court her!
Idk, bring her a dead pigeon or something, that'll show her that you can feed her and her future younglings.
#14
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Ask her if she's going to homecoming.

If she says no, ask her if she'd like to.
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asking when she's already got a date would leave you feelin rather embarassed
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#15
dude you've already phailed because you just asked the pit for advice.
just ask her.
#16
Ask up front. Never, ever, use a text or even worse, a friend, to ask a girl out for you. It tells the girl you're scared.
#17
Throw a brick through her car window or house window with a note on it.

Burn a CD with love songs on them and write on the CD, "Will you go to homecoming with me?"

Carve the question into your chest with a knife and rip off your shirt in front of her and her friends.
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#18
Just light her lawn on fire with "Will you go to homecomming with me?" While play some My Humps from a boombox.

Works every time.
#19
do it like the verizon wireless commercial.. when you record a video of you dancing and send it to her.. lol

or, you can also threaten her.. wahahaha jk.
#20
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Ask up front. Never, ever, use a text or even worse, a friend, to ask a girl out for you. It tells the girl you're scared.


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#22
Put a bullet up her twat. That'll show her you mean business. Then ask "what's your sign?"
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#23
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be like napoleon and "Bake her a cake or something"


I believe that was Pedro,Napolean drew her a picture.
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#24
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Psh, don't you people ever watch the Discovery Channel?
You have to court her!
Idk, bring her a dead pigeon or something, that'll show her that you can feed her and her future younglings.



Hahaha.
#25
I did the two things that people said not to do. I asked a girl over myspace and I told her that I was afraid to do it in person. It went ok, but we talk in person quite alot and I told her that I was planing on asking her at a football game we were boath at that night but didnt see her there.

Just make **** up, it generaly goes good, sometimes its ok to let her know your afraid depending on the girl, some think its cute.

Dont listen to anyone on here do it your own way lol.

Although the kid who said to engrave it into your chest is a genious!
#26
sneak into her bathroom in the morning and write it on the mirror with your finger. That way she wont see anything there until she turns the hot water on and the mirror fogs up, showing your secret message.


......Of course you may get a restraining order out of this.
#27
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I believe that was Pedro,Napolean drew her a picture.


Yeah. and he obviously built her a cake, he didnt bake it.
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#28
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Yeah. and he obviously built her a cake, he didnt bake it.



HAHAHAHA he built her a cake.. then GO BAKE ME A HOUSE!
#29
Actually, i met girls over myspace, that goes to my school. Brings up a topic to talk about, w/o being to awkward imo.
#30
Go up and ask her, "Hey, I need to find a really slutty chick to bang after the dance so how bout it? You know, the old in out, in out."
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#31
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HAHAHAHA he built her a cake.. then GO BAKE ME A HOUSE!



I laughed a lot at that and im still trying to find out why.
#32
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Go up and ask her, "Hey, I need to find a really slutty chick to bang after the dance so how bout it? You know, the old in out, in out."



haha.. why not explain it thoroughly lol
#33
during lunch, jump on top of a table and just yell it out.

if you get denied, then everyone will start a food fight
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#34
or u will get laughed at by the all the kids in you're lunch and ruin your reputation, if you have one.
#35
write a parody of a song she likes and sing it to her. I did that.
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#38
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during lunch, jump on top of a table and just yell it out.

if you get denied, then everyone will start a food fight


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#39
I'll break it down into steps for you. Sometimes, the traditional way works best.

1. Walk up to girl.
2. Start conversation with girl.
3. At a convenient point in the conversation, ask her if she's going to homecoming.
4a. If she says yeah, ask her if she has a date. If she says yes, proceed to 4b. If no one, than try "Do you want to go with me?
4b. Ask who she's going with, change the subject, and be sure to congratulate the lucky guy later. This way, there's no rejection stigma, and they won't talk about turning you down to the rest of the school.

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#40
"Excuse me, miss... do you suck balls?"

"What, no, that's disgusting!"

"Wait. You didn't let me finish. Do you suck... THESE balls?" *pulls down pants to reveal botox-injected ball sack*

"Oh my god they're as smooth as eggs. Yes, I will suck your balls"

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