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#1
Fellow UGers I need some pranks..

Our french teacher is dumb, we do nothing in her class so we need something to do. She is completely oblivious to everything that goes on. She has a cd player so we made a cd that said "Mrs. ******** to the office please" and she got up and left, it was classic. The best part is she didn't say a word about it.

Anyway, we need something to do, I'll do anything haha.

Thanks,
Scott
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#2
Go in to school dressed like Hitler. then charge at her yelling "Blitzkrieg!" and clothsline the b*tch.
#3
Go to her house and put sodium in her shower head
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#4
lawlz, we talked about doing that today, shes from germany..
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#5
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Go in to school dressed like Hitler. then charge at her yelling "Blitzkrieg!" and clothsline the b*tch.



nice.
#6
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Go to her house and put sodium in her shower head



That could kill her! Use Bullion cubes.
#7
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That could kill her! Use Bullion cubes.


oh sh1t nice again.. wahahaha... cook her.. ahahaha
#8
Pick an arbitrary time of the day, 12:34 for example, then have one guy hum a pitch and have the class harmonize one by one. Do this everyday for the rest of the year, no exceptions.
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#10
....... find out her husbands name, then call her house and when she picks up tell her that her husband has an overdue subscription to porno palace
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#11
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Pick an arbitrary time of the day, 12:34 for example, then have one guy hum a pitch and have the class harmonize one by one. Do this everyday for the rest of the year, no exceptions.


then the whole class will get in trouble?

just shoot her.. sheesh.. or send her back to where she came from?

.. back to her mother's or father's womb.
#12
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then the whole class will get in trouble?

just shoot her.. sheesh.. or send her back to where she came from?

.. back to her mother's or father's womb.



fathers womb....wtf?
#13
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fathers womb....wtf?


you'll never know... some people are weird. actually most people are.. you might be too.. and you just don't know it yet.. lol
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you'll never know... some people are weird. actually most people are.. you might be too.. and you just don't know it yet.. lol



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#15
I once had a teacher like this. I think my friends actually had water fights using their water bottles in the middle of a few lessons and she didn't notice.
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#17
I liek the idea of the humming/harmonizing. But I doubt everyone in the class knows enough about music to harmonize
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#20
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That could kill her! Use Bullion cubes.

kool-aids the best

take a can of shaving cream, foam not gell, freeze it put a hold it and leave it in the room
#21
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I once had a teacher like this. I think my friends actually had water fights using their water bottles in the middle of a few lessons and she didn't notice.

Its great, we steal the remote a crank up music every 10 minutes, she just turns it off and continues on only to be interrupted a few minutes later when it came back on.
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#23
haha thats pretty good too
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#24
If she has a small pet, then get a pillow case, ground beef, and a pound of small feathers (same color as said pet). Mix the feathers and the ground beef, put them in the pillow case, and put the pillow case underneath the lawnmower. Now wait.


Edit: Or just soak her toothbrush in Tabasco sauce.
#25
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If she has a small pet, then get a pillow case, ground beef, and a pound of small feathers (same color as said pet). Mix the feathers and the ground beef, put them in the pillow case, and put the pillow case underneath the lawnmower. Now wait.


i was thinking more of an at school kind of thing, i dont know whre she lives
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#27
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who me? Naaaaa. Ok maybe a little.
#28
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Pick an arbitrary time of the day, 12:34 for example, then have one guy hum a pitch and have the class harmonize one by one. Do this everyday for the rest of the year, no exceptions.

That would be awesome!
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#29
come into class dressed up as like some professer, and say the principal made you a guest teacher, and that she has the day off effective immediatly. then teach guitar or something.
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#30
last year in algebra 2 we used to pass big bouncy balls across the room to each other when the teacher turned around. he got so pissed we had like 6 bouncy balls flying around at the same time and one hit a desk and bounced off the board he was writing on. it was happy time
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#31
pretend you have terets......
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#32
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Pick an arbitrary time of the day, 12:34 for example, then have one guy hum a pitch and have the class harmonize one by one. Do this everyday for the rest of the year, no exceptions.


my class started doing that last week with the tone that signifies the start of class, waiting for it to catch on to the whole room/school
#33
Oh heres one. Take a bunch of bulsa wood, make a bunch of sledge hammers out of it, then throw them at her all at once.
#34
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Oh heres one. Take a bunch of bulsa wood, make a bunch of sledge hammers out of it, then throw them at her all at once.

First mutilation of animals, now physical violence? What next?
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#35
if there is a CD player in the room.....

at home, yell random swear words and stuff like that into a recording, then bring it to the class and put the disk in the player really loud
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#36
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if there is a CD player in the room.....

at home, yell random swear words and stuff like that into a recording, then bring it to the class and put the disk in the player really loud

I saw someone do that at a Target. Funny as h***...
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#37
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First mutilation of animals, now physical violence? What next?



its bulsa wood, it weighs almost nothing. And that "small animal" was a pillow sack filled with hamburger. All harmless fun. Except for the clotheslining that would hurt.
#38
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its bulsa wood, it weighs almost nothing. And that "small animal" was a pillow sack filled with hamburger. All harmless fun. Except for the clotheslining that would hurt.

Yeah, I know. T'was a joke.
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#39
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I saw someone do that at a Target. Funny as h***...

haha yea....


another thing you could do....
"accidently" knock a lot of books off of a book shelf and scream like you got hurt really bad
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#40
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Yeah, I know. T'was a joke.



well in that case my next idea involved sodomy.....


Not really, I geuss you could bribe a janitor to let you in late at night and then help you nail all the furniture to the ceiling. Thats always a popular one.
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