#1
what should i masturbate to?
i cant think of any thing
help me out!
yes
is this kind of thread allowed?
kind to late anyways
#3
porn?
Quote by somethingfunni

what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?
the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


Quote by Miggy01

I was looking at porn at the computer froze
#4
I <3 the pit. its full of the lols
Quote by Yakult
If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


Quote by DubStar92
I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#5
men without shirts
i know u like it
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

KMFDM FAN CLUB

Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#8
Quote by mercen11ary
what should i masturbate to?
i cant think of any thing
help me out!
yes
is this kind of thread allowed?
kind to late anyways


mandingo?
#9
Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.



haha

laughing and sperm, a great combination.
#10
Quote by highway62
haha

laughing and sperm, a great combination.


not if it comes out her nose
Quote by gallagher2006
Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?

... wow...
#11
Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.

haha dam should i sig it ?
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

KMFDM FAN CLUB

Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#13
Look in a mirror, you sickass mofo.
Quote by hard_rock101
if i started a brutal death metal band, id call it Bleeding Asshole
Quote by abdulalhazred
I really don't know whether I hope this is a troll thread or not....... I mean...either he raped a girl
Or thinks it's ****ing hilarious to joke about it.
He's a monster either way.
#14
This is the internet. You can find whatever porn you want. Go ahead, look, you can find anything.
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#16
Quote by mercen11ary
what should i masturbate to?
i cant think of any thing
help me out!
yes
is this kind of thread allowed?
kind to late anyways



umm...ppl usually masterbate to porn....what do u usually jerk off to......
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#18
You imagination? Kids these days, TV ruins them.
Quote by Godzilla1969
I love you, Muphin. You have great taste in music.

Quote by Pacifica112J
Muphin > You

The Cooperation
#19
Quote by mercen11ary
what should i masturbate to?
i cant think of any thing
help me out!
yes
is this kind of thread allowed?
kind to late anyways

Number 9
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Number 9
Number 9
#20
The Pit.


OOH it's like a HUGE HOOOLLLLE OHHHH.
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#21
Better yet, go to the "have you ever masturbated to an album cover" thread.
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace