Icy Hot, how very appropriate
But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

This guy's initial thesis is flawed.

Using vaseline is bad for your dick because it's not water soluble so it clogs up all the pores and you can end up getting dick zits.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
Icy hot only got 0.5/5? It's official! Rubbing icy hot on it doesn't make it good!
I'm a communist. Really.