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#1
basically we were sitting in class yesterday looking at the movie posters on the wall when we started talking about porn, the conversation eventually led to what movies could be a porno with the name they have.

First one: Deep Impact
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without having read this thread and just seeing the title since i've been not on the forum for a month i'm just going to say

"why can't we be friends"
#4
another one we came up with..
the ring
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without having read this thread and just seeing the title since i've been not on the forum for a month i'm just going to say

"why can't we be friends"
#7
the fast and the furious
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without having read this thread and just seeing the title since i've been not on the forum for a month i'm just going to say

"why can't we be friends"
#9
Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (ring as in anal ring)
#10
Jaws, Night of the Living Dead, 28 days later god i dont know
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#12
ANY movie ever made can sound like a name for porn.
Including Passion of the Christ
#14
kung pow:enter the fist..? lol
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Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#15
Klayy speaks truth.
Who reads sigs anyway
Last edited by strong_wizard at Sep 24, 2007,
#16
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ah yes, indeed
#17
Bad Boys
Oh, yeah? HOW ABOUT I TEAR YOUR SPINE OUT?!

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#18
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Klayy speaks truth.

made me feel special till you edited your post
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Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#19
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kung pow:enter the fist..? lol

lol

Enter the dragon? For those into beastiality




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#20
Black Snake Moan
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#21
the italian job?

sleeping beauty?

are we done yet?
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#23
69 - actual movie name
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#24
Pulp Friction.
I laughed every time I walked past that at the video store. Sure, it's a real porn movie, but hey

Or....

'Inside Man' (homo-erotica)
'First Blood' (paedophilia)
'Die Hard' (Necrophilia)
'Dead or Alive' (Necrophilia and Snuff)
'Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer' (figure that one out )
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#25
Spaceballs
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because they are superior to ours.


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#27
Metal: A HeadBANGERS Journey
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#28
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Or some ones that are slightly changed:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Sex Toy Story
Ocean's 11 Inches
Inspect Her Gadget
Lord of the G-Strings
Sluts on a Plane
Forrest Hump
School of ****
Sex-Men
The Porn Identity/Identitty
Batman In Robin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Men in Black Men
Robin's Wood and his Merry Men
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Doctor Do-me-a-little
The Secret Hard-on
Casawanka
American Booty
The Cockwork Orange
Dyke Hard
The Shaw-wank Redemption
James Bondage
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
Willy Elliott
Cum, Fat Boy, Cum
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#30
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Or some ones that are slightly changed:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Sex Toy Story
Ocean's 11 Inches
Inspect Her Gadget
Lord of the G-Strings
Sluts on a Plane
Forrest Hump
School of ****
Sex-Men
The Porn Identity/Identitty
Batman In Robin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Men in Black Men
Robin's Wood and his Merry Men
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Doctor Do-me-a-little
The Secret Hard-on
Casawanka
American Booty
The Cockwork Orange
Dyke Hard
The Shaw-wank Redemption
James Bondage
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
Willy Elliott
Cum, Fat Boy, Cum


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#31
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#32
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#34
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me, myself and irene


sloppy sandwich would be such a good porno
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#35
SAVING RYANS PRIVATES
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#36
MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE! yes i know its not a movie!
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#37
oh and DEEP IMPACT
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#38
i'm amazed no one had said bad boys, and bad boys 2...
OMG!!! They're playing One!!!!!11fade to black11one11

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#39
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kung pow:enter the fist..? lol


Ewww....

King Kong....Kong...Dong? King Dong? KING SHLONG!!!
#40
Kinky Boots?
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