#1
heres another pantera parody for ya to giggle at

read it whilst ya listenin to the song it'll make more sense

It’s pulling on my fly
I’m shouting all my thoughts aloud
You fled a fuc-king rave
Then flaunt it like you didn’t hate

If I hit bottle and everything’s good
In the great Mississippi
Please drown me in mud

It’s killing time again
You’re nurturing the psycho men

Those who are smart with the train to get past this
Can spot heretic without even passing

Flick your big ol’ bean
And fu-ck this long black plastic thing
Screw a new hole
If my bell was in you’d see the mole

The great single fag kill, that’s right, the great single fag kill

Throw it at a door
From gay TV
Or in a wh-ore
You look just Alan Carr
Its proof you don’t know who you are

It’s some sh-it time again
You’d starve the world around the bend

Sexually relieved
Your backend sold and well received
The right hands toking old
If cod was in you’d sell the sole


before you bit-ch at me for this, this song is for a joke dont take it seriously
Last edited by tulsa29 at Sep 26, 2007,
#4
before you bit-ch at me for this, this song is for a joke dont take it seriously


Can someone please explain this to me? I mean, you know the reason Family Guy is funny is because they take their jokes seriously. Isn't that the really funny part of a joke, taking it so seriously it just gets ridiculous? So, instead of thinking that anything can be a joke if you don't take it seriously, why don't you take it seriously and put some effort into it and it won't suck. K?

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coz its not really work is it, its just something me n my mates mite just jam with for, are ya ready for it....................A JOKE OR A LAUGH
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... is it bad that I dont get it? like, I really think it makes no sense, not gramatically, not lyrically, not even compared to most pieces posted on this website.

ha ha?



its not suposed to make sense but did it make you laugh??
#8
coz its not really work is it, its just something me n my mates mite just jam with for, are ya ready for it....................A JOKE OR A LAUGH


So why did you think any of us would care to read it?

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So why did you think any of us would care to read it?

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why would anyone wanna read what some emo's chatting on about rather than read something that could make em giggle
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So why did you think any of us would care to read it?

Rock On


Aren't you contradicting yourself there boy, because you cared enough to read it, confusius is right though it doesn't make any sense but then again that was the point, its like singing a song when you don't know the lyrics and your drunk, its fun.

I'm lost though which Pantera song is it?
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#11
its called 'The Great Southern Trendkill'' its the first song on the album

and ye the album has the same title as the song
#12
why would anyone wanna read what some emo's chatting on about rather than read something that could make em giggle


Well, obviously because they're more interesting.

Aren't you contradicting yourself there boy,


Not really. I never said I didn't care. I was asking that, since he wrote this just for him and his mates to giggle over (can you be any more gay? Honestly), what was the point of putting it up here, seeing as how we are not his mates, and especially seeing as how not many of us are giggling?

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#13
I thought you implied it with us , but its still true its not the best parody I've heard
The Ripper

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#14
you ppl look at things way to seriously

if you didn't like it get over it, if you laughed good on ya but remember its just a bunch of words

petey cook lets see you come up with something like this
#15
tulsa bud don't get so offended I said it made me laugh before.
The Ripper

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#16
did that sound angry??

nah im not offended man, im just glad i made a few people laugh
#17
you ppl look at things way to seriously


You're the one that keeps replying to me. If you weren't taking this seriously why did you even bother to respond?

if you didn't like it get over it, if you laughed good on ya but remember its just a bunch of words


I am over it. You're the one that posted a song on a message board meant for criticism and you're telling me to get over it now that I've criticized your song in a way you didn't like? But you are right, I guess, written words have never meant anything to anyone. Ever.

petey cook lets see you come up with something like this


No. I only spend my time putting together pieces that are worth reading.

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cheeky fu-cker

whatever man, at least my **** can have the chance to make ppl happy instead of making them depressed

''oohh my girlfriend dumped me six years ago coz i couldnt satisfy her''

you said u like to read the emo sh-it, was that entertaining??
#19
guys calm down, is it worth arguing, you've both made very clear how you feel, leave it at that
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#20
the guys a di-ck tho

i mean wots the point in haveing a go at something thats supposed to be funny

he's a jerk
#21
he's a jerk


I wouldn't have it any other way.

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I agree with everything Petey Cook has said in this thread. But I wish he'd stop putting "Rock On" at the end of every post. It's just annoying.
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