#1
I'm getting a bit desperate for a job, I'm 17 and not working yet. Now here's what I've patched together form elements of my summer resumé and Monster's resumé builder.

Why dontcha guys help me make this uncrappy?
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CONTACT INFO
Timmy Seamus O'Malley
1337 Wutway
Wetwang, ON M9N6A2 Canada
lemonparty@goatse.cx
Home: 819 555 3612
Contact Preference: Telephone

Seeking part-time afterschool employment.

•looking for work afterschool and on weekends
•Adress in Wetwang, able to show up on time reliably and consistently.
•Very patient, good attitude with people, eager to help when needed.

EDUCATION:
6/2008 St. Anger Catholic Secondary
2004-present
81.3 average in most recent semester.

VOLUNTEER EXPERIENCE:
•At. Anger HS can drive rally ‘05
•Childrens’ Aid Society Spring Fling ‘07
•Music Express Christmas Concert ‘05

AVAILABILITY:
Available after 3:30PM on weekdays, anytime on weekends (including Sunday).
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Last edited by Eighteen4Ever at Sep 24, 2007,
#2
Wetwang?
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#3
Your email is wrong in many ways.

EDIT: St. Anger Catholic School
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#4
Would you give out such personal details on UG?

Doubt it, pretty sure it's only like the addresses they use in example questions for exams, except those are actually funny.
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#5
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•Adress in Tecumseh, able to show up on time reliably and consistently.


I would fix the spelling mistakes first....
#6
I think this is bs....
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#7
I would get a new E-mail address...
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#8
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I think this is bs....


Read my previous post, then explain to me how you think this is bull****.
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#9
i dont think its that bad. what jobs are u shooting for? If ur going with something low, like Fast Food, its not too hard to get a job as long as their hiring.
#10
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i dont think its that bad. what jobs are u shooting for? If ur going with something low, like Fast Food, its not too hard to get a job as long as their hiring.


I'm avoiding fast food if at all possible, going more for other low-end stuff like grocery stores, and even lower-end kitchen job or two (it's been done before!!).

And can we overlook my personal info? Obviously I wouldn't put my real info up here.
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#11
Explain what you did in your volunteer work.

Spell address correctly.
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#12
I see no mention of the word RESPONSIBLE. That's a word that should be on all resumes and CVs IMO.
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I'm avoiding fast food if at all possible, going more for other low-end stuff like grocery stores, and even lower-end kitchen job or two (it's been done before!!).

And can we overlook my personal info? Obviously I wouldn't put my real info up here.



Awww damn, I was gunna look for wetwang in Tecumseh.....
#15
wetwang might not be made up
theres a town called wetwang in yorkshire in england, no reason not to be one in canada
#16
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wetwang might not be made up
theres a town called wetwang in yorkshire in england, no reason not to be one in canada


Lol, I only said that cause in the area I live theres a bunch of little towns around a big city, and I happen to be in the city, and had to laugh cause tecumseh is down the street from me.
#18
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Lol, I only said that cause in the area I live theres a bunch of little towns around a big city, and I happen to be in the city, and had to laugh cause tecumseh is down the street from me.


One of those unnamed streets in Forest Glade is probably secretley named wetwang lol..i've gotten lost in there at night many many times and street signs would kinda help sometimes.
#19
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One of those unnamed streets in Forest Glade is probably secretley named wetwang lol..i've gotten lost in there at night many many times and street signs would kinda help sometimes.


but street signs make it too easy!
#20
easy is what i need when my curfew is only 11 on weekends and im tryin to get home on time lol
#21
"After school" is 2 separate words.
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#22
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I'm avoiding fast food if at all possible, going more for other low-end stuff like grocery stores, and even lower-end kitchen job or two (it's been done before!!).

And can we overlook my personal info? Obviously I wouldn't put my real info up here.



Ok. Stuff like that doesn't exactly require a recommendation from the CEO, if you know what I mean.


Just explain in detail volunteer stuff you've done, or other jobs you've had, and you should be fine.
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#23
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Would you give out such personal details on UG?

Doubt it, pretty sure it's only like the addresses they use in example questions for exams, except those are actually funny.



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#24
I'm getting a bit desperate for a job, I'm 17 and not working yet.


I'm 18 and never had a job and desperate as s*it.
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#25
Your volunteer experience is supposed to go from most recent to least recent, not in alpha order

Haven't you got any awards or honors at school? ANY at all? You can make anything sound important. Obviously don't make up anything they can check up on.
#26
What part of Windsor are you Windsor guys from? Hell, for all I know I might know one of ya!
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Wow, I've been here for a while.
Last edited by Eighteen4Ever at Sep 24, 2007,
#27
i dont think your availability is really supposed to be a part of an actual resume, you should just let them know it when you get an interview
however seeing as your still in highschool like me its not really that big of a deal