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#1
Describe what changes would occur if UG's members,mods,etc. took over the world. Including the banned and the pit dwellers!!!!

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#2
Probably complete turmoil and armeggeddon way sooner than intended. But there would be a metalapcolypse.
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#5
The entire world would be asked if they shaved their pubes or not
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#6
we'd have "lolwut pear" trees and icy hot would be mass produced. no question. we wouldn't allow FOTB people to vote in our democracy and there would be a shrine/church of 4chan, where we go on the 4th day of the week to worship and gain moderate hilarity.
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#7
**** load of icy hot and barrel rolls and mudkips and such

and shirts with the "lol wut" pear on them
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we'd have "lolwut pear" trees and icy hot would be mass produced. no question. we wouldn't allow FOTB people to vote in our democracy and there would be a shrine/church of 4chan, where we go on the 4th day of the week to worship and gain moderate hilarity.


ahah you beat me to it
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#13
LOL WUT Mondays.
Barrel Roll Tuesdays.
Buttsecks Wednesdays.
Mudkip Thursdays.
Icy Hot Fridays.
Caturdays.
And on Sunday... we rest.

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#14
zappp would rule the world.... nice.....


and any non-guitar playing females would be violently raped... how sad
#15
We will have 4 days a week off work/school to just fap.
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#16
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zappp would rule the world.... nice.....


and any non-guitar playing female would be violently raped... how sad

Guitar playing females would be raped, too, if the view counts on the ladies UG profiles are any indication.
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#17
communism and death metal, because thats what UG is
but on the upper hand(im gonna get flamed for that one)there will be no rap, no country, and no teeny bopper corporate sell-out bs
in other words...HEAVEN
#18
Africa can be the Nu Metal forum... because no-one goes there.

Joking.
#19
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Guitar playing females would be raped, too, if the view counts on the ladies UG profiles are any indication.


of course theyll get raped... but not violently... well give them something like a 5 minute warning to get ready....

after all they play guitar... they deserv it
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of course theyll get raped... but not violently... well give them something like a 5 minute warning to get ready....

after all they play guitar... they deserv it

What if they don't play very well?
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#22
i think instead of wars there would be guitar showdowns with face metling metal and shit going on
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#23
It would just be a ripoff of if 4chan took over the world.
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#24
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lol detroit... more like north korea


no...more liek detroit...its more violent
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#25
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What if they don't play very well?



mmm... thats an interesting question... there would have to be like a minimum guitar playin hability exam....

smoke on the water---- gangbang by 12 inchers
bohemian rapsody------ loner rape... with a warning
necrophagist or other stuff like that----- ill let them **** me

every women would have to have a guitar with them at all times.....

i can live with that
#26
The Pit would be an actual pit, but more like a parfait of awful things.
"We take 40 fathoms of semen, blood, and every flavor of discharge you can think of, then add a crunchy layer of dried bull****, topped off with a zesty layer of icy hot. The Pit Parfait, barrel-rolling into your colon one useless thread at a time."

Africa would belong to Chung, for those of you who remember.

Everyone would own a mudkip, a razor specifically for pube shavin' time, which is 3:30 every Thursday, and a flamethrower.

14 year olds would be given the state of Connecticut, where they would then proceed to talk about erections, what to do if you forget to pull out, and how to avoid getting caught masturbating.

The national anthem would be "The Ballad of Tubgirl"
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#27
If UG took over the world, all of the vegetables and fruits would say "LOL, WUT!"
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#28
Quote by just17n8
mmm... thats an interesting question... there would have to be like a minimum guitar playin hability exam....

smoke on the water---- gangbang by 12 inchers
bohemian rapsody------ loner rape... with a warning
necrophagist or other stuff like that----- ill let them **** me

every women would have to have a guitar with them at all times.....

i can live with that

I'm praying I hear lots of Smoke on the Water.

Also.. I wouldn't sex a woman that knows who Necrophagist is.
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#29
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The entire world would be asked if they shaved their pubes or not



My sweet Jesus, did I laugh when I read this.

Genius, pure genius. Spay, you sir, have been commended.
#32
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I'm praying I hear lots of Smoke on the Water.

Also.. I wouldn't sex a woman that knows who Necrophagist is.



comin to think about it.... yeah... you right
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comin to think about it.... yeah... you right

I know. Have you ever seen the women in attendance of metal concerts?
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#34
The top rated TV show would be ESPN Presents - Friday Night Fap Races.
And you thought NASCAR attracted rednecks.
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#35
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Africa can be the Nu Metal forum... because no-one goes there.

Joking.



LOL
#36
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LOL WUT Mondays.
Barrel Roll Tuesdays.
Buttsecks Wednesdays.
Mudkip Thursdays.
Icy Hot Fridays.
Caturdays.
And on Sunday... we rest.


for someone reason the wenesday part made me chuckle...
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I know. Have you ever seen the women in attendance of metal concerts?



yea..... then well make concentration camps to all so-****in-ugly-you-wouldnt-dare-to-**** chicks.... thatll do it
#38
If UG ruled the world?
It would REALLLYYYYYY suck to be MCR, FOB or P!ATD when that happens
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#39
Most of the population wouldn't even exist to the world.

Those who break the laws get sent to prison for 30, 45, or 60 days. On the 4th offense they're banished to "the outlands".

UG is not a democracy. Therefore, earth has no democracy.

Some of us know how to simply exist in the UG world and survive. Others try to change the face of UG on a daily basis. Most of these seemingly disappear and drift among those others who don't exist to UG.

The largest country on UG- Pitsylvania, would be complete utter bulshit, but most of the earth's population would be amassed here.
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Quote by just17n8
yea..... then well make concentration camps to all so-****in-ugly-you-wouldnt-dare-to-**** chicks.... thatll do it

Well, I guess if UG ruled the world, my UG-Group might have a chance to finally get rid of the people with outtie belly buttons.
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