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#1
well i have a short story for you.

my parents went on a business tripon sunday morning and are coming back tonight. with the house to myself, i decided to bring my girlfriend over. though we werent planning to, she spent the night at my place. and we woke up for school. while she was getting ready (iono like doing her hair i guess) i volunteered to make breakfast. and if you know me, my ideal breakfast is a bacon egg cheese sandwich with tobasco and ketchup. (id actually eat that all for every meal of the day if possible). well her ideal breakfast is pancakes and sasuage. so we have a small arguement on what to make for breakfast. and since im a pushover, i make the pancakes and sasuage.


we later then have a discussion about bacon and sausage. bacon is way better. she thinks sausage is.


what do you guys think? discuss.


EDIT: hot dogs dont count as sausages.
AND how do you make a poll? i kind of want to turn this into a poll.


edit #2: didnt know you werent supposed to make VS threads, my bad.
Last edited by mrchow at Sep 24, 2007,
#4
your girl likes teh sausage!!!


nice catch mate
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#5
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Sausage wrapped in Bacon.


Can't we all just get along?



NO. bacon is the superior fattening, unhealthy breakfast meat. and sausages taste kind of weird if you ask me.
#6
I like square slice sausage



And a picture of it. It tastes a hundred times better than linky sausage.
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Last edited by Flemfloyd at Sep 24, 2007,
#7
Sausage FTW!

EDIT: I Demand a Poll!
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#8
I hate sausages.. Bacon ftw.
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#11
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your girl likes teh sausage!!!


nice catch mate


lol, kudos to you man....but bacon kicks the crap out of sausage...


oh and...poll?....
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lol, kudos to you man....but bacon kicks the crap out of sausage...


oh and...poll?....



you know... how people vote nd stuff
#13
Sausage, although bacon sandwiches are great.
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#15
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I like square slice sausage



And a picture of it. It tastes a hundred times better than linky sausage.



that looks discusting.
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#18
oh gawd. at first glance i thought that this was another one of those threads that, that one douche bag kept making to advertise his pointless forum website.
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#19
Quote by mrchow
that looks discusting.


Ignore evrything else on the plate apart from the square thing at the bottom. Best picture I could find I'm afraid but imagine it in a sandwich with tomatoe sauce seeping out the side.
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#23
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Sausage FTW!

EDIT: I Demand a Poll!



CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME TO MAKE THIS INTO A POLL?
#24
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You have to trust me that it taste nice though, either that or there could be a very good reason why you can't buy it outside of Scotland............meh.
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#25
they're both awesome, especially since you have spicy sausage, portuguese sausage, polish sausage, italian sausage, sausage patties, sausage links, sausage dogs. Then you have pepper bacon, smoked bacon, fried bacon, thick cut bacon, thin bacon, crispy bacon, chewy bacon, seasoned bacon, bacon with sugar on it...

They're both really good especially if you put maple syrup on em, but I like bacon better. Only slightly better.
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they're both awesome, especially since you have spicy sausage, portuguese sausage, polish sausage, italian sausage, sausage patties, sausage links, sausage dogs. Then you have pepper bacon, smoked bacon, fried bacon, thick cut bacon, thin bacon, crispy bacon, chewy bacon, seasoned bacon, bacon with sugar on it...

They're both really good especially if you put maple syrup on em, but I like bacon better. Only slightly better.



ugh, straight up bacon and sausage only....

just regular crispy bacon andnormal linked breakfast sausage.

and, bacon with sugar exists?
#27
Quote by calebrocker
they're both awesome, especially since you have spicy sausage, portuguese sausage, polish sausage, italian sausage, sausage patties, sausage links, sausage dogs. Then you have pepper bacon, smoked bacon, fried bacon, thick cut bacon, thin bacon, crispy bacon, chewy bacon, seasoned bacon, bacon with sugar on it...

They're both really good especially if you put maple syrup on em, but I like bacon better. Only slightly better.
i thought i was the only one who did that...

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#28
Do you know where bacon comes from?

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#29
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they're both awesome, especially since you have spicy sausage, portuguese sausage, polish sausage, italian sausage, sausage patties, sausage links, sausage dogs. Then you have pepper bacon, smoked bacon, fried bacon, thick cut bacon, thin bacon, crispy bacon, chewy bacon, seasoned bacon, bacon with sugar on it...

They're both really good especially if you put maple syrup on em, but I like bacon better. Only slightly better.


meat expert...

personally? the sausage
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#30
Don't make me decide!
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i thought i was the only one who did that...

nice avatar btw


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#35
Quote by mrchow
that looks discusting.



do you not realise what normally goes in processed sausages??

# Generally pork sausage must contain a minimum of 42 percent meat, but the minimum is 32 percent meat, if the package is labelled as generic sausage.


# Ear, snout and cheek are allowed in sausages, but will be labelled as 'head meat'.
#36
Depends on what kind of sausage. Chorizo sausage is just plain awesome. But bacon is a very harsh competitor. Bacon is awesome, and IMO can be combined with more things than sausage, but sausage is sausage, and you can make innuendos about it, so it gains a few points. Depending on what kind of sausage it is, the outcome can change.

My opinion - Chorizo = Bacon > All other Sausage

However if you combine the two (ie wrap sausage with bacon) NOTHING can oppose it. Unless you put something on said baconsausage, such as butter. But that is an entirely different matter.
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do you not realise what normally goes in processed sausages??

# Generally pork sausage must contain a minimum of 42 percent meat, but the minimum is 32 percent meat, if the package is labelled as generic sausage.


# Ear, snout and cheek are allowed in sausages, but will be labelled as 'head meat'.


good eatins
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