#1
So, just then, i was jacking off and apparently there was a house fire up the road today blah blah anyway, i was jacking it and the window was pretty much open... Aaannndd the police were doing door knocks to investigate the fire, so I just got caught jacking off by a police man... arrrghh
#2
I would have thought admitting to being an A7X fan on UG would be more embaressing.
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#4
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I would have thought admitting to being an A7X fan on UG would be more embaressing.

LMAO!


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#5
In 5th grade I farted in class...but no one cared after a few periods.

Edit- Are we not..listing our most...embarrassing moments..?

Now this is an embarrassing moment for me
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


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#6

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#8
Quote by ~A7x~
So, just then, i was jacking off and apparently there was a house fire up the road today blah blah anyway, i was jacking it and the window was pretty much open... Aaannndd the police were doing door knocks to investigate the fire, so I just got caught jacking off by a police man... arrrghh

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#9
well my friends will say that admiting that i like

a.metalcore
b.Nu metal
c.trivium


but really my most embarrassing moment would have to be when i was standing in line for an autograph from dream theater.. a big tour bus (one that like tours the city, not like a rock star tour bus) with loads of people drove by.... everyone started cheering for some reason (because i think people thought that dream theater was in there?) and I yelled take it off..

it was akward at first but when the next tour bus came everyone got into it.
#10
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So, just then, i was jacking off and apparently there was a house fire up the road today blah blah anyway, i was jacking it and the window was pretty much open... Aaannndd the police were doing door knocks to investigate the fire, so I just got caught jacking off by a police man... arrrghh

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#11
Quote by crazynickman
In 5th grade I farted in class...but no one cared after a few periods.

Edit- Are we not..listing our most...embarrassing moments..?

Now this is an embarrassing moment for me



thats your most embarrasing moment?. thank god you dont read your poetry to your class.
#12
Hahah thanks for the great replys, it was damn hard to hide it too, i had to rely on my good ol' hand in the pocket...
#13
Quote by ibanezed
thats your most embarrasing moment?. thank god you dont read your poetry to your class.

Oh, thanks for stalking me to another thread so you can bash my songwriting because you're still mad about your bleeding peepee. I loved your review, by the way. I could tell it was unbiased by your toddler-esque temper tantrum. Grow up.
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

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Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#14
Quote by crazynickman
Oh, thanks for stalking me to another thread so you can bash my songwriting because you're still mad about your bleeding peepee. I loved your review, by the way. I could tell it was unbiased by your toddler-esque temper tantrum. Grow up.



you: 1
that guy: 0
#15
My family was gathered around my computer because my Sister was going to show everyone some videos of her 1 year old daughter off the net. For whatever reason after the video downloaded it didn't play properly and the media program started playing the back the last video that was played instead... which of course was a porn.
#16
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you: 1
that guy: 0


He's been bitching at me for days since he made a thread about him ripping his dick in a "fat chick."
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

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Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#17
Quote by crazynickman

He's been bitching at me for days since he made a thread about him ripping his dick in a "fat chick."

Ahaha, what? :|

I haven't been to the pit in a while and I'm already in a thread about penises
#18
Quote by krims0n
My family was gathered around my computer because my Sister was going to show everyone some videos of her 1 year old daughter off the net. For whatever reason after the video downloaded it didn't play properly and the media program started playing the back the last video that was played instead... which of course was a porn.


OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH...

OUCH.

What was said?!
#20
Quote by Jackolas
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH...

OUCH.

What was said?!

For the most part everybody kind of just pretended that it didn't happen, other then a burst of laughter... Like, I was 22 or 23 at the time so it's not like I was going to get yelled at / grounded or something. It was just embarassing as hell.
#21
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I would have thought admitting to being an A7X fan on UG would be more embaressing.



I think that spelling embarrassing wrong is also embarrassing.

But who gives a ****, 90% of the people here can't spell.
#22
Quote by Rhitard
Ahaha, what? :|

I haven't been to the pit in a while and I'm already in a thread about penises

He made some thread about ripping his foreskin or something and somehow got mad at me...I think.

But this is technically spam so that's enough of that.
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~