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#1
what the title says... anything from picking your nose to picking your ass.

btw i've already used the search bar for this and there was nothing, so don't try and tell me to use it.

anyway.... go for your life. lets hear it
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#3
I'm a chronic masturbator, that's why I started playing the guitar....it was the closest thing to stroking my falis without people getting upset. I'm usualy alone when I sleep too, all alone.....I think I'm going to go cry.
Last edited by david_highland at Sep 25, 2007,
#4
pinch my nipples while rubbing mayo all over myself
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Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#5
cover myself with sauce and do push ups.. isnt that what everyone does these days?
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yeah easily, I took on one of my uncles who's suppose to be the strongest in the family and has the hottest wife. Tamed him like my bitch and then wacked off afterward thinking about his wife.

All in all, a very productive day.
#6
Quote by david_highland
I'm a chronic masturbator, that's why I started playing the guitar....it was the closest thing to stroking my falis without people getting upset. I'm usualy alone when I sleep too, all alone.....I think I'm going to go cry.


I knew someone would say masturbate!
#8
Talk to myself, masterbate (obviosly), put my finger in various holes all around my body, and walk around nude. Personally i think anyone who says they don't do that are just weird
#9
I watch tv

OH THE SHAME
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#10
Make random noises and sing everything I read in retarded voices.

I also like to pick at the top of my head.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#12
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I knew someone would say masturbate!


I knew it too, and I honestly didn't think it would be me, but I was just tired and disoriented enough at the time to say something that stupid.
#13
I build castles and battlefields out of mashed potatoes.
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#14
I like to dance a lot when nobody's looking, and do the whole air singing/guitaring/bassing/drumming. I'm pretty boring alone. I should take up self tattooing, or something.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#15
I talk to myself.. destroy things when I get pissed at video games. Im such a bad loser..
#16
pretend im talking to people seriously.
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#17
Sing really really loud and scream to music (like girly scream).
Yep, I have no life.
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Don't listen to him, he likes rap.

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i like to drink washing up liquid, it makes my throat feel fresh and smell like plates.

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kill yourself, that'll show 'em.
#18
i like to just laugh maliciously at nothing for a few minutes...like im going physco
#19
Sit naked in my bathtub, filled with tabasco sauce, with cinnamon incense burning and shouting derogatory statements about Caucasian folk to the tune of the Three's Company theme song.
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#22
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Practice my screaming.


Same
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#23
Play Guitar
Wank
Ponder life
Wank some more
Clean hands
Play guitar

repeat.
WTLTL 2011
#24
Dance, sing, make funny faces...
Thats pretty much what I do when I'm on my own.
I usually do a bit of ballet improvisation whilst listening to music, Nothing Else Matters- Metallica is my favourite song to improv to.
I can't do it so much now, cos theres loads of coving and skirting board on the floor in the dining room which sucks.
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#25
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Practice my screaming.


Same here. Along with air guitaring along to songs.

Also I like to host my own cooking show in my head while making stuff to eat
The Pit. The Movie.
#26
Quote by Mark G
Play Guitar
Wank
Ponder life
Wank some more
Clean hands
Play guitar

repeat.


I'm changing my schedule to that as of now.
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Don't listen to him, he likes rap.

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i like to drink washing up liquid, it makes my throat feel fresh and smell like plates.

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kill yourself, that'll show 'em.
#27
I'm a nude-boy. I stopped when my neighbore over the road in the cul-de-sac saw me starkers in the front room and screamed.
#28
does anyone else think it would be a funny reality show to see what people do in their house alone? i know it couldnt be done because of privacy laws, but dont you think that would be hilarious so see how weird people act
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
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People on the street just kickin' to the licks
#29
i sing soemitmes i scratch my ass, pick my nose and if somethings out there i just fling it at the wall or floor. sometime clean my ears with my fingers and if something comes out i rub it on the side of the couch or bed. i like to watch porn. it's normal here on UG but in public it's soemthing that would be frowned upon to talk about so i guess it's strange. i like to pretend i'm in a spy movie and sneak around behind walls in my house lol. i like to act cool, act gangsta sometiems, act nerdy sometimes like i dono i think i'm too weird to do weird things
#30
I usually sing. A lot. Like I just sang along to the entire Make Yourself album, even though Brandon Boyd's voice is way too high for me.
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#32
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does anyone else think it would be a funny reality show to see what people do in their house alone? i know it couldnt be done because of privacy laws, but dont you think that would be hilarious so see how weird people act


wouldn't that be an illegal version of big brother ?
#33
Making retarding nosies and just ranting to my dogs about nothing.
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#34
I usually sing...about the only time I'm alone is when I'm driving around in my van, so I crank the stereo way up and sing/scream along to songs...it's fun! I drove up to my bro's friend's house to pick my bro up the other day, and he said he could hear my stereo a block away, and could even tell what song was playing.
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#38
I walk around naked. Sometimes I dare myself to walk outside naked too. But it'd be weird if my neighbors saw me lol.
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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