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#3
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"i'm tired"


Win.
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#4
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
"i'm tired"


"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#5
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
"i'm tired"



Bastage, stole my response lol
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#7
Your class sucks, it's a lot easier to sleep.
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#8
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Your class sucks, it's a lot easier to sleep.


Im home schooled
#10
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#11
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You stole that from Family Guy last night.

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#15
I have problems at home.
TS example seems fine to me
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#16
"I couldnt get to sleep last night because my little brother kept yelling dad it hurts stop it"
#19
I wasn't sleeping. I was inspecting the inside of my eyelids.
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#20
in science once, my friend was literally falling asleep, like head down and everything and no one had asked him why. turns out he went to a slayer gig the night/morning before. if the teacher had asked, i'm sure he would have said though, not made some lame excuse.
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#21
Quote by Sol9989
in science once, my friend was literally falling asleep, like head down and everything and no one had asked him why. turns out he went to a slayer gig the night/morning before. if the teacher had asked, i'm sure he would have said though, not made some lame excuse.


I've went to George Clinton gig the night before school, which lasted until about 3AM. I just flat out said I went to a show.
#23
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I was gonna say that :P
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#25
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"About 8 kilos of heroin"

They'll completely forget about you sleeping.

Detenion or imprisonment???
hmmm...
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i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


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one time i fucked a sofa.


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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#26
I fell asleep in class once during all my time of school and the one time I did the teacher didn't even ask why. It was just 'Hannah... HANNAH!' and then back to teaching. If she had asked I would have just told her 'I'm tired' though. I'm not very interesting.
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#32
not per se an excuse, but one time in the third grade, this guy fell asleep, and the teacher went like:

Nick? NICK? Mitchell, punch him.

I lol'd

EDIT: You could always sing Iron Maiden's Fear of the Dark. That might work.
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#33
"I have an extra chromosome".

Don't know if it would help, though. Maybe if you're one of those people who drool when sleeping.
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#35
I'm not sleeping, I'm dead
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#36
i fell asleep in physics once. somebody woke me up and when i opened my eyes the girls were all laughing at me.
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#37
'I wasn't sleeping...i was resting my eyes'


Actually...that one never works...
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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#38
i just usually say "Piss Off" and move around abit, then go back to sleep

you either get kicked out of class so you can go sleeping somewhere else, or the teacher is like: o_O
#39
Quote by IbanezSA160
"I have an extra chromosome".

Don't know if it would help, though. Maybe if you're one of those people who drool when sleeping.


haha

This thread contains quite some win.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#40
Quote by Kaoticshout
i just usually say "Piss Off" and move around abit, then go back to sleep

you either get kicked out of class so you can go sleeping somewhere else, or the teacher is like: o_O


For some reason, I sincerely doubt you tell your teacher to piss off.
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