Just post random, funny, or stupid things your teachers, classmates, and/or coworkers said.

For example,

"Not breathing is bad" - My psychology professor

Try to keep it to people you know.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
' My pussy is hungry ' - some girl of my class


"You're old enough to have sex, wanna get naked?"
Right in english, really loudly too.
Member of the 'Dr.Cox is my Mentor' group

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I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.
"how do you stop an exploding man?"

was watchin the final episodes of heroes in my free today

none of my friends said much interesting...
"suicide hotline, please hold......."
"Not breathing is bad" - My psychology professor

Actually I got a sticker on the fridge saying "Don't forget to breathe".
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.

Ben Hamelech
"I believe that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W. Bush
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If I had sex as much as you said the word "shit" I would be paris hilton.

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I have never felt closer to either cheese or weasels

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what the **** means "wtf"? -some dude in another forum
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what the **** means "wtf"? -some dude in another forum

'traitor' - me


"Want some coffee milkshake Mum?"
"Okay, what flavour is it..?"
".. coffee..?"
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
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"I believe that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W. Bush

Really? I knew Bush says some wierd things, but that's just, ecologically... stupid!

"During the late 1990s Van Halen was treated twice for tongue and mouth cancer. During an interview with Howard Stern on Sirius satellite radio channel 100 on September 8, 2006, Eddie claimed that holding a metal pick in his mouth 12-14 hours per day while immersed in the electromagnetic radiation of his music studio caused his tongue cancer. He said he continues to smoke because "cigarettes didn't cause the cancer",[17] despite the fact that they could in fact contribute to the cancer's potential for resurgence."

Just had to show that.
"I've Never Seen That Licesnce Plate Before!" Me Mum
"We're gonna write a song about Gay Midget Bikers!" "Im not a midget..." Friends at practice.
"I Murdered a Hooker to make perfume" My Friend.
"To burp a baby, hold it by it's ankles and shake it." - Me.
"Leaving a solo out of a song is like not breathing oxygen, you retard." - Dave Mustaine.

Today in French class:

in the middle of the lesson a cell phone rings. it is the old monophone "Nokia Theme"
I really loudly say: To whom does that gay song belong to?

It turned out that it was the teacher's cell phone....

luckily she didnt hear it
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Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!


"To be is to do"-socrates
"to do is to be"-einstein

i think thats how it goes :S
Listens to Jazz

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each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick