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#1
Yeah.
I was reading something on here the other day about someone getting attacked, and someone suggested they carry this weapon thing around, like a sort of baton or something. Apparently it's perfectly legal for self defence or whatever but I can't remember the name!!!!!

Anyone have any idea?
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A stick?

No lol
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#4
A cudgel?
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#5
A metal bar?
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#6
A mace?
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#9
Oh god damn I know what it is, but I don't know the name in English/American:p The dutch call it a Ploertendoder, and it is illegal in europe. Its either a rod of really hard rubber, or sort of a little bag with really hard kind of rubber in it. Right? Right? Right? Cops have the rod version, usually.
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a brick?

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I saw a homeless guy protecting his cart with an umbrella handle yesterday.
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#16
sword?
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if theres two things attached by chain and you see in ninja movies ins a numb chuck or however its spelt
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#19
telescopic baton

not sure if they're legal. Guess it depends on where you are (I'm pretty sure they're not in the US)
Pepper spray might be a good option if its available (a quick google says no for the UK but no idea how much that is in effect)
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in the states its called a "BLACK JACK"
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#26
night stick is what its called... don't know if its legal
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#27
Tampon?
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#28
Argh I don't know if it's any of the suggested but it's definately not:
a dildo
a lead pipe
a brick
an umberella handle
a fighter jet
a lump of concrete
a big rock
a tampon
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#31
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Oh yeah I know what you're talking about now. In VA we just call it a stick.

No.
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#32
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Argh I don't know if it's any of the suggested but it's definately not:
a lead pipe

is it a corncob pipe?
#35
it's indeed called a Black Jack but it's forbidden in Holland to have any kind of weapon with you
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Something that you would find in your refrigerator.

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