#1
So today I was having a smoke at the mall, and some like 40 year old black dude came up to me and we started talking. We were talking about jobs, just small talk, and he mentioned he had one legit job and one not-so-legitimate job. Naturally I thought he meant drugs, so I ask "what kinda stuff do you sell in this job?"
He pauses and says, "how do I put this nicely... Myself."
I was quite shocked, because I thought male prostitution was kind of a joke. I asked how he did and he said he makes like 150 bucks per job, and lives in a really fancy apartment. Then he went on to say that he wanted me to work for him.
Don't worry, pit, I'm not going to take him up on it, but I still thought it was funny as hell.
Anyway, would you guys work as a male prostitute if offered the job? Do you know anyone who has that job? Discuss!
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#5
If I would have sex for money?

Let's just say I'd be a whole lot richer than I am now.
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#8
maybe if i did women only. probably not though. that's kinda low.
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That reminds me of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I hope his name was Pepper Jack.
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#14
No, i wouldn't have taken the job either. D'you know what kind of women you'd hook up with if THEY were paying for it? Good looking girls don't need to pay to get ****ed, they can get that when and where they want...
#16
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so why is it so frowned upon when women do it?

We're just dumb males. We have two possible heads to think with, and I guess most of us the wrong one.
#17
Only people who would take the job are some ugly ugers...but they'd never get offered the job

im hoping you wouldnt have to do guys if you took that job
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so why is it so frowned upon when women do it?



Uh, it's not.
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#19
i wouldv done it
with my skills id make a bomb
but clearly wouldnt do the gays
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#20
I would if it weren't for the very high risk of STDs. Not to mention I'd only have sex with good looking customers lol, which would get me fired. Bad work ethix.
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#21
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You sir, are not attractive enough to be a male prostitute. You'd have to pay me to have sex with you.

Ouch Bye, Bye, self esteem....

But yeah, I would take him up on it if it weren't for
A) the kind of girls who would have to pay for sex are probably not very attractive or... STD-free...
B) Gay clients.
C) It's really probably not that safe.
D) I'd basically be this guy's bitch (he'd be my pimp, right?)
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#22
I'd be a picky prostitute, no fat chicks, but for $150 a job, hell(o) yes I would...
#23
I woulda done it.

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#24
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Uh, it's not.


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#25
Haha, some of these answers are making me want to call him back and take the job!
But yeah, I don't think I could get it up for an ugly. And STDs...
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#26
You should:

Ask him for his "client's" phone numbers

Meet him in person, tape recorder ready, and have him tell you his name, job, etc.

Report him to the police

Take his place




That'll be $50....
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#27
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We're just dumb males. We have two possible heads to think with, and I guess most of us the wrong one.

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I wouldn't become a male prostitute, because I know that a large client base are old men who can't get it up and don't really have the stamina themselves to masturbate, so they need someone to ********* them to orgasm.
#28
As long as I didn't have to do gay stuff I'd do it. Even if it was big fat ladies, it'd be kinda funny doing them for cash.
#30
I don't get why male or female prostitutes are looked down upon. Sex is a commodity people are willing to pay for, why not let them?
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#31
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I'd be a picky prostitute, no fat chicks, but for $150 a job, hell(o) yes I would...

Yea, but hot chicks(and even ones that just aren't ugly) don't have to pay for sex. they can just pick guys up, because we think with the brains of justice.
#32
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Yea, but hot chicks(and even ones that just aren't ugly) don't have to pay for sex. they can just pick guys up, because we think with the brains of CHRIST SHE IS FUCKING FIT!.


Fixed, pal.
#33
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Ouch Bye, Bye, self esteem....

But yeah, I would take him up on it if it weren't for
A) the kind of girls who would have to pay for sex are probably not very attractive or... STD-free...
B) Gay clients.
C) It's really probably not that safe.
D) I'd basically be this guy's bitch (he'd be my pimp, right?)



Ha. I was just kidding. Sorry if I sounded mean. It's nothing personal, I just don't have sexorz with the male types.

Amen to the A, B, and C, and uh D.


Here is another reason.



Most of the the chicks would look like that.
#34
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Ha. I was just kidding. Sorry if I sounded mean. It's nothing personal, I just don't have sexorz with the male types.

Amen to the A, B, and C, and uh D.


Here is another reason.



Most of the the chicks would look like that.

Mmmmmm I bet she gives good head!
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#35
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Ha. I was
Here is another reason.



Most of the the chicks would look like that.



omg i just lost my appetite
#38
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You're not worthy of The Pit if you didn't take him up on the offer.

Are you kidding me?

Do you know what kind of people have sex with prostitutes?

Ugly, old, desperate, violent, and/or crazy people. And male prostitution sometimes involved "gay" acts.
#39
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Good call
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