#1
I just wanted to say something:

Tonight, i hung out with this girl I've had something going with up until recently, when she called it off coz she's a close friend of my ex, whom I broke up with only a month ago.

I managed to go through the entire evening without making a pass at her, without trying to convince her in any way that it didn't matter that she's a close friend of my ex, I only talked with her. And I think we have a real good friendship going on, which I wouldn't mess up no matter how much I like her.

So yeah, I'm proud of myself. I've never had a female friend since kindergarden, and it feels good.
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#3
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So yeah, I'm proud of myself. I've never had a girl-friend since kindergarden, and it feels good.

Uh, what's all this "ex" talk?
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Uh, what's all this "ex" talk?

i was thinking the same thing.....

but unfortunately, i dont have the luck you have. girls hate me after knowing me for like a week.

but congrats i guess.
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Uh, what's all this "ex" talk?


Yeh... EXPLAIN!!!!!!
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#9
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Uh, what's all this "ex" talk?


I've never had a girl for a friend, before is what I meant. I've always ended up fooling around with them or being rejected, ****ing up the friendship. Thats why I'm proud.
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#11
gtfo

you fancy the ass off her.
you wouldn't have posted this if you didn't.

you know its true
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#13
wate so you broke up with some girl, and now you wanna get with her friend, but your only girl friend was in kindergarten?
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gtfo

you fancy the ass off her.
you wouldn't have posted this if you didn't.

you know its true


Hahaha, yeah, course I do.

But its not gonna happen, considering the circumstances. Point is, that if I wanted to sleep with her, I could probably do it. But I won't.
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wate so you broke up with some girl, and now you wanna get with her friend, but your only girl friend was in kindergarten?



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gtfo

you fancy the ass off her.
you wouldn't have posted this if you didn't.

you know its true





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#18
theres still time lol
maybe this is your new strategy to getting in her panties.
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#21
OOOOOOOOOOO you just want to be "friends" with her, i get it.

dude who cares. i have a bunch of "female friends." there just like guy friends but with a vagina
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#22
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theres still time lol
maybe this is your new strategy to getting in her panties.


No man. Once you become a "friend", there's no longer any chance of getting in any kind of panties anymore. I'm doing this, just coz I like her a lot, and love hanging out with her. Even if we're not ****ing to our wits end.
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#23
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Hahaha, yeah, course I do.

But its not gonna happen, considering the circumstances. Point is, that if I wanted to sleep with her, I could probably do it. But I won't.


WHY?!

because you'll ruin your "friendship"?
please. girls make LAME friends.

the only time they'll really talk to you is if they're in a fix and when you start being sympathetic and then they think you're only being nice to get in their panties.

if you didn't do her because shes's got aids or something, just ignore the above statement.
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#25
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OOOOOOOOOOO you just want to be "friends" with her, i get it.

dude who cares. i have a bunch of "female friends." there just like guy friends but with a vagina


Well, yeah, but I kinda have a weak spot for vaginas, if you catch my drift. I don't care about colour size, OR shape. Well, the width might be important in extreme cases, but still ;P
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I hate people who are overly open minded.
#26
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Point is, that if I wanted to sleep with her, I could probably do it. But I won't.


Didn't you sent me an email confessing that you, in fact, are a homo ?





J/k. Actually that's great man.

I have female friends, I love hanging with 'em. tits, ass , pussy , pretty face and a sense of humor...what else would you want? .
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#27
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OOOOOOOOOOO you just want to be "friends" with her, i get it.

dude who cares. i have a bunch of "female friends." there just like guy friends but with a vagina


so...you're saying you have guy friends with tits?

But yeah, congrats on the new female friend. I have a few, and it's not that bad not bein able to try anything.
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#28
So you have realized that women are human too, and should not just be objectified as things men can just have sex with and never speak to again?

You are one of the stupidest people I have ever come across.

You make me sick.
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#29
there will always be something in your mind wanting to conquer her. A Male Lion wouldnt hang about with the lionesses...he would shag them then eat them.
#30
so he had a girlfriend that he just broke up with, but at the same time... never had a friend that was a girl since kindergarden?

Oxymoron anyone?
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#31
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so...you're saying you have guy friends with tits?


um....... no?
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#33
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wate so you broke up with some girl, and now you wanna get with her friend, but your only girl friend was in kindergarten?


Dude...Last gf was a month ago.

Last friend who was a girl...Kinergarden.


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