#1
aahhh the good old days when was the last time you pissed your bed or yourself... how old were you..
even wet dreams... when was the last time that happened..
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#6
one of my friends, who is sixteen, pissed himself last weekend and he was completely sober.
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#7
Me pee peed when I was 5



And...


...

That was last year...



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#8
Sometimes I piss in the bed in hospital. By that, I mean I piss in a bottle, while in bed. Which is bad if the bottle has an extra hole.
#9
I was probably about 3 or 4. I hope I don't now because I have an electric matress.
#10
Wet bed or wet dreams? :P

Anyways when I was 2 ( I was potty trained when I was 3....the same year I learned to read and one year before Kindergarten
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Sometimes I piss in the bed in hospital. By that, I mean I piss in a bottle, while in bed. Which is bad if the bottle has an extra hole.


What kind of a bottle has an extra hole?! Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of the bottle.
#12
To be honest I can't even remember wetting the bed when I was young. I'm sure I must have done at some point, but I can't think of any times.
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What kind of a bottle has an extra hole?! Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of the bottle.


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#14
I'm gonna be honest and say 11 years old.
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#15
I was like 10 the last time i did, but i hardly ever did. It was one of those dreams when your peeing in the dream and i woke up to myself really pissing.
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#16
I don't remember pissing the bed myself, but when I was in like grade 2, my friend came over for a sleep-over and he pissed in the sleeping bag I lent him! >.<
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I don't remember pissing the bed myself, but when I was in like grade 2, my friend came over for a sleep-over and he pissed in the sleeping bag I lent him! >.<


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#19
depending if it is on purpose or on accident, i could give you two entirely different answers
#21
on purpose or accidentally?

I think I may of pissed the bed last year when I nearly blacked out drunk...tbh I dont remember.
#22
i pissed the bed in the hospital when i OD'd on seroquel. and then i had to eat charcoal and **** black for a week. bastards.






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#23
I pissed my bad the first time I got drunk way back when. Trouble was...I was sleeping on my back.
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#25
last semester i was hammered drunk and pissed in the corner of my room and some splashed onto my bed... does that count?
#26
I haven't pissed myself in a long time but I did sh*t myself once when i thought it was gas. Luckily I was at home, not in public.
#27
4 I think, I used to just lie there all night even if I was bursting to go because I was so lazy...


Thats 14 years ago though.
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#28
I haven't pissed my bed in a long time. But my friend did about 2 weeks ago, cuz it was the first time she tried shrooms. I'm never letting her live that one down.
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#29
When I was 18 a buddy asked me if i would care for his uncle for 3 days so he could go on vacation. He lived at a old people apartment bldg. The first night I had to stay there, I dreamt I was taking a major piss in the basement washtub that we had at home. Woke up drenched, and it was my friends bed! hahaha
His uncle helped me clean it all up tho and we never told him(friend) what happened. Never since have I pissed myself. I puked on someone once tho! 'Bout a gallon of beer, all over his brand new suede leather jacket too. It would never have happened if I didn't suck at playing quarters!