#3
It's a dance if I'm not mistaken, there is usually sex afterwards
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Prepare to have every orifice in your body occupied by a dwarf.
#5
You spread the jam in a clockwise motion across the chest. Remember, it has to be strawberry with a little pulp.
#7
You come home. Simple. Why the f*ck do you think it's called homecoming?
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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