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#1
Dear Friend,

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs.Mary 
Edward., a widow to Late Mr.Johnson Edward. I am 74years old,I am 
now a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the 
breast.


From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it\'s 
quite obvious that I won\'t live more than two months according to 
my doctors.

This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. My 
late husband was killed during the Earthquake resulting to the 
Tsunami Incident in Indonesian, and during the period of our 
marriage we couldn\'t produce any child. My late husband was very 
wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.

The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than two 
months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to 
contribute to the development of the church and Mosque in Africa, 
America, Asia and Europe.

I selected you after visiting the website Though, this medium 
(Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through 
it  because it still remains the fastest medium of communication and 
I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of Five Million, 
Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling. (£5.5Million)  which 
is about (Eleven Million US Dollars) ($11.Million)  to you, for you 
to help me distribute to less privileges in your country.

I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my 
immediate and extended family members as well as a few close 
friends, I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I 
have decided to give also to charity organizations, as 
I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. 

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in 
the U.A.E, Algeria, Malaysia and some countries in Africa, Now that 
my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and 
distribute the money, which I have there to charity organization in 
Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to 
themselves. 

Hence, I do not trust them anymore as they seem not to be contented 
with what I have left for them.

Please I want you to note that, you will give me assurance that as 
soon as you receive the money, you will distribute 80% to the less 
priviges around you while you will use the remaining 80% for 
yourself . This fund is lying in a Security Company here and upon my 
instructions, you will file in an application for the claim of the 
money in your name.

Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when claimed will be used 
for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth 
acquisition without God is vanity upon vanity.

May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the fellowship of 
the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.
I await your urgent reply.

Kindly Contact Me through My personal attorney Barr. Lane John 
George as i have discussed with him yesterday while he visited me 
here in the hospital that you are going to contact him for the 
release of the money from the security company. his Tel: 44-702-
4031618 Fax: 44-700-6012785 or Email: [email]lane.johngeorge@yahoo.de[/email] 

Yours in Christ.

Mrs.Mary Edward.


come on guys let's make a game out of this, they can be logical ones, spelling or even grammatical.
#4
Quote by Mein Kampf
A game? You're home schooled aren't you.


School?
i'm a bit beyond that, i mean second year university student true i mostly work from home due to me not doing very lecture-heavy modules, but i wouldn't say homeschooled.
#8
Quote by Shredder6
Believing in god.




i think i love you...
Quote by zwart_gitaar

Dismemberment gives me an erection!
#9
Quote by Shredder6
Believing in god.

Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.
#10
Was this spam e-mail?
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#11
Quote by Draken
School?
i'm a bit beyond that, i mean second year university student true i mostly work from home due to me not doing very lecture-heavy modules, but i wouldn't say homeschooled.

I feel bad for people you talk to.
#13
Not leaving me anything
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#14
Quote by Archaon
Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.

No you my not have my Autograph.
UNLEASH THE FOCKING BURGERS
#15
Way too many incorrectly placed commas, periods, capitalization, and misspelled words. Maybe if I didn't have anything better to do like laundry or something.
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#16
Quote by Archaon
Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.


Chill the **** out. He obviously said it in a joking manor.
#17
Quote by Archaon
Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.



You sound pretty dickesque to me.
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#18
Quote by lounge act
I found one


Women don't deserve money.



eternal win.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#19
Quote by Archaon
Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.


I will completely agree with Archaon on this one. Why even go out of your way to express your belief or there of lack of belief in God? What purpose does it serve except to show that you need to let everyone know your personal beliefs, even though no one in the thread was expressing theirs?
#20
Quote by lounge act
I found one


Women don't deserve money.


this on the other hand is quite humorous
#22
Quote by lounge act
I found one


Women don't deserve money.


haha.. this man speaks the truth
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#23
All the ****ing \'s scattered throughout it.

Generated emails FOR THE LOOOOSE.
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#24
Quote by Mad Marius
Was this spam e-mail?


yep, there's one mistake that only i can see and that's telling me the ammount in dollars i'm british why should i give a **** about how it is in dollars?

or the use 80% but also give 80% to charity thing
#27
Quote by Archaon
Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.


wow man chill out. way to be hitler.
#28
Dear Friend,

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs. Mary 
Edward., a widow to late Mr. Johnson Edward. I am seventy-four years-old, and a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast.


From all indications my condition is quickly deteriorating, and it's 
quite obvious that I won't live more than two months, according to 
my doctors.

This is because the cancer stage has become very dangerous. My 
late husband was killed during the earthquake resulting to the 
Tsunami Incident in Indonesia, and during the period of our 
marriage we couldn't produce any child. He was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.

The doctor has informed me that I may not live for more than two 
months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to 
contribute to the development of the Church and Mosque in Africa, 
America, Asia and Europe.

I selected you after visiting the website. Though this medium 
(the Internet) has been greatly abused, I chose to reach you through 
it  because it still remains the fastest medium of communication and 
I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of five million, 
five hundred thousand British Pounds Sterling (£5.5Million),  which 
is about eleven million US Dollars ($11.Million),  to you, for you 
to help me distribute to less privileges in your country.

I have willed most of my property and assets to my 
immediate and extended family members as well as a few close 
friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul, so, I 
have decided to give also to charity organizations, as 
I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on Earth. 

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in 
the U.A.E, Algeria, Malaysia and some countries in Africa. Now that 
my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and 
distribute the money, which I have open to charity organization in 
Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money for 
themselves. 

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they don't seem to be content 
with what I have left for them.

Please I want you to note that, you will give me assurance that as 
soon as you receive the money, you will distribute 80% to the less 
priviliges around you while you will use the remaining 20% for 
yourself. This fund is lying in a security company here, and upon my 
instructions, you will file in an application for the claim of the 
money in your name.

Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when claimed will be used 
for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth 
acquisition without God is vanity upon vanity.

May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the fellowship of 
the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.

I await your urgent reply.

Kindly contact me through my personal Attorney Barr. Lane John 
George as I discussed with him yesterday while he visited me 
here in the hospital. His telephone number is: 44-702-
4031618, you can fax him at: 44-700-6012785, or e-mail him: [email]lane.johngeorge@yahoo.de[/email] 

Yours in Christ.

Mrs. Mary Edward.
#29
Quote by Draken
yep, there's one mistake that only i can see and that's telling me the ammount in dollars i'm british why should i give a **** about how it is in dollars?

or the use 80% but also give 80% to charity thing


Wow, they're getting creative with this stuff.

Back in the day it used to be stuff like: "Congratulations, your e-mail was selected for etc etc" or "Hi, my name is [whatever], see my pics", or the basic no-hassle "Hello! *link*"

Now they're getting all reflective-essay-y.

What's next, postmodernist poetry?

[i]
The social monkey walks on papery sidewalks
The edges of the cubes hurt its feet and hands
Society weighs it down like so many bananas
The nihilistic mountain tops tower in the distance

GROW UP TO 5 INCHES IN LENGTH [u]CLICK HERE[/u]
[/i]
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#30
Quote by Archaon
Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.


Quote by Hexagram
I will completely agree with Archaon on this one. Why even go out of your way to express your belief or there of lack of belief in God? What purpose does it serve except to show that you need to let everyone know your personal beliefs, even though no one in the thread was expressing theirs?


ITT: we overreact and make assholes of ourselves

on topic: how could this scam you? at worst you'd be giving out your phone number and email address right?
BASSLINES TO MAKE YOUR CHEST CAVITY SHUDDER.
#31
Dear Friend,

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs. Mary 
Edward, a widow to Late Mr. Johnson Edward.  I am 74 years old, 
now a new Christian convert, and suffering from long time cancer of the 
breast.

According to my doctors, all indications are that my condition is really 
deteriorating, and I don't have much longer than two months to live.

This is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage. My 
late husband was killed during the Earthquake caused by the 
tsunami in Indonesia [Wait, was there an earthquake 
after the tsunami?], and during the period of our marriage we 
couldn't produce any children. My late husband was very 
wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.

The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than two 
months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to 
contribute to the development of the church and Mosque in Africa, 
America, Asia and Europe.

I selected you after visiting the website.  Though the Internet has 
been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through 
it because it still remains the fastest medium of communication. 
I am willing to donate the sum of five million, 
five hundred thousand British Pounds Sterling (£5.5 million), which 
is about eleven million US Dollars ($11 million) to you, for you 
to help me distribute to less privileged in your country.

I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my 
immediate and extended family members as well as a few close 
friends, I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul, so I 
have decided to give also to charity organizations, as 
I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. 

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in 
the U.A.E, Algeria, Malaysia and some countries in Africa, Now that 
my health has deteriorated, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and 
distribute the money, which I have there to charity organization in 
Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to 
themselves. 

Hence, I do not trust them anymore as they seem not to be contented 
with what I have left for them.

Please I want you to note that, you will give me assurance that as 
soon as you receive the money, you will distribute 80% to the less 
privileged around you while you will use the remaining 80% for 
yourself . This fund is lying in a security company here and upon my 
instructions, you will file an application for the claim of the 
money in your name.

Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when claimed will be used 
for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth 
acquisition without God is vanity upon vanity.

May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the fellowship of 
the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.
I await your urgent reply.

Kindly contact me through my personal attorney Barr. Lane John 
George.  I told him yesterday while he visited me 
here in the hospital that you are going to contact him for the 
release of the money from the security company. His Tel: 44-702-
4031618 Fax: 44-700-6012785 or Email: [email]lane.johngeorge@yahoo.de[/email] 

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Mary Edward

Fixed. I may have missed a few. Yes, I have too much time on my hands.
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#32
Quote by ep1kz
ITT: we overreact and make assholes of ourselves


Archaon may have approached the situation unrationally and maybe he did over-react but he is dead on. Anyone who goes off topic to try to throw in their meaningless beliefs is only trying to be cute and funny, yet fails at it miserably. If most people would at least have the decency to think before they post some idiotic statement, the world would sure as hell be a better place. And now you are going to try to come in here and put you two cents worth of opinion in a seven word statement? Atleast have enough intelligence to have a backing argument instead of throwing around insults.
#33
Quote by Hexagram
Archaon may have approached the situation unrationally and maybe he did over-react but he is dead on. Anyone who goes off topic to try to throw in their meaningless beliefs is only trying to be cute and funny, yet fails at it miserably. If most people would at least have the decency to think before they post some idiotic statement, the world would sure as hell be a better place. And now you are going to try to come in here and put you two cents worth of opinion in a seven word statement? Atleast have enough intelligence to have a backing argument instead of throwing around insults.


you do know that even if the person who demonstrated his 1st amendment right holds that belief, its still a joke? Take it or leave it, don't cry about something that doesn't affect you at all.

FIXED: "If most people would at least have the decency to think before they get all worked up over some idiotic statement, the world would sure as hell be a better place."
#34
Quote by metal_man12
you do know that even if the person who demonstrated his 1st amendment right holds that belief, its still a joke? Take it or leave it, don't cry about something that doesn't affect you at all.

FIXED: "If most people would at least have the decency to think before they get all worked up over some idiotic statement, the world would sure as hell be a better place."


I don't care about what Shredder6 said. If it wasn't for Archaon, i wouldn't have even of given it the light of day. But since i did agree with his statement, i chose to back his argument up. What i am getting "worked up" about ep1kz's statement about myself being an asshole yet did not elaborate on anything. Hell, i don't mind being an asshole, but atleast give support for your reasoning
#35
Quote by Archaon
Wow, you're so ****ing hardcore and smart because you don't believe in God! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Seriously, **** off. No one cares that you don't believe in God.

No, I am not religious in any way, but I'm not a complete dick either.

TS:
I'd rather not point out spelling errors right now, but I had to say this.


Jesus Christ (no pun intended) you fly off the handle in thread, don't you?

You attack people for crazy reasons, man.
#36
I got an email similar to this a few days ago:

My name is From: Mr. Ibrahim Milha , A Bahrain national I
have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of
medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to
live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my
life
so well, as I
never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
business.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for.
But now I regret all this as I now know that there is
more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the
world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my
property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as
a few close friends .I want God to be merciful to me and
accept my soul
so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I
want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I
have Distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,
Somalia
and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot
do this myself anymore.
I once asked members of my family to close one of my
accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity
organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money
to
themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be
contended with what I have left for them. The last of my
money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of TWELVE Million
dollars($12,000,000,00) that I have with a finance House abroad. I
will
want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity
organizations.
N/B: KINDLY NOTE THAT 20% of this funds must go to
the tsunami victims and another 20% for your effort and time. If you
are interested please contact me strictly via this email for i am
not
allowed to talk,due to my health condition.
Regards,
Mr. Ibrahim Milha.
#37
Quote by Hexagram
I will completely agree with Archaon on this one. Why even go out of your way to express your belief or there of lack of belief in God? What purpose does it serve except to show that you need to let everyone know your personal beliefs, even though no one in the thread was expressing theirs?



Yeah because on UG threads people never state their opinions.


Never.
There is no end to creation.
#38
this thread is still up ?

IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!! stop whining about it
UNLEASH THE FOCKING BURGERS
#39
I get this crap now and then.
Its got a telephone number.
Someone call it. Say its a wrong number. Like you wanted to order a pizza or a hooker or something.
#40
Quote by The Black Salts
Yeah because on UG threads people never state their opinions.


Never.


*sigh* i don't know if some people can't get it through their thick skulls or they are just lacking intelligence. I'm not prohibiting people from expressing the opinions because God knows that people do. What i was FIRST trying to get across is why even say anything if it has NOTHING to do with the topic and since he probably knew damn well that it would hit people more personally than some, why go out of his way to even say it? What overall accomplishment did he make by saying believing God was the mistake? He is definitely entitled to his own opinion and of course, he could and did state that opinion but to what prevail? That now we have myself and others arguing over something completely different than the original topic of the thread as well as the sub-argument? As I said before, I don't care about his beliefs and if he doesn't believe there is a God, then hooray for him, congratulations. I'm annoyed that he would go out of his way to say something like that. THEN, some little kid comes in and says that I'M that asshole because I was making my own personal opinion that the statement shouldn't have even been made. What made me mad was that he did nothing more than say his words and left, not giving an ounce of evidence of why I am the asshole.

Yea, freedom of speech is present, but that doesn't mean you go up to some one who is handicap and call them a retard, it does not mean you go up to a black person and call them a ******, it doesn't give you the right to call someone who is Asian a chink. Just because you CAN say it does not mean you SHOULD.
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