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#1
tought this might turn out pretty funny.
C'mon you pit monkeys.. show me what you got

I'll start:
'pull my finger'


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#8
Quote by ukdudeinuk
Britain ****ing sucks is definately not something to say to the queen.

She'd probably agree but wouldn't be too bothered as she's still getting a tidy income from the public.

how about 'you're not Freddy Mercury?!... waste of my fucking time coming down here to meet queen...'
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#16
I swear I was just about to make a thread about what not to say in an authentic mexican restraunt in spanish.
#17
"well, not bad. They're a bit saggy.... yeah, plastic surgery would definitely do you some good. while, your at it, get them to look at that nose..."
Quote by Mr. La Fritz

Squirrels are fluffy bits of gay.


Quote by LordPino
My penis is so big it has its own hands.
#19
'so, be honest, what's the deal with this Diana thing?'

'I think that Corgi burger's given me diarrhoea'

'i needed a whizz, so i went in that urn. i hope you don't mind'
('but that's my mother's ashes!')
Member of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

Last.fm
#21
*Looks at Camilla* 'Wow, Diana's let herself go'
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#22
"I want to be inside you, seriously. "

"Who are you again?"

"England has a Queen?"
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#23
Oh your magesty, you have a yeast infection?
Well the pithead in me says rub Icy Hot on it!!!!!!


I phail.
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#25
"Lets play a game i made up!"

"Its called carpenter and this is how we play. First we get hammered, then I nail you."
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Quote by Rune Playaz
I vote thycrusader for 'The guy who hit the nail on the head'


Quote by Emilyyy.
thycrusader = Thigh_Crusader
#27
does charles like it when you keep than white silk glove on in bed or does he like your skin around it
#28
Quoting Romper Stomper "**** OFF!!!!"
Quote by ACG

In conclusion, I'm gay.


Mud Sergeant of the Primus Sucks Club. PM StratEnRegalia to join.

"Member of the Frank Zappa Fan Club. PM deadhead313313 to join."
#29
Quote by frusciante_50
When did you lose the ability to wave like a normal person?


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#30
This is the ultitmate one...

"your majesty....meet.......THE PIT!!!"
Quote by roythereaper
Nice bum >.> <.<
#31
'I have planted a bomb somewhere in your palace, if you don't find it in 24 hours, it will start playing Metallica loud enough to be heard from Cornwall'

'Your Majesty... Why are there NO N00DZ?'

'I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 100, if you get it wrong I'll shoot your dog in the face'
#32
"friggin shot in the dark here, but... you wanna do something sometime?"
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#33
Quote by C.C. Deville
"friggin shot in the dark here, but... you wanna do something sometime?"


Family Guy
#36
Are you paying too much for your car insurance?


Can you make your carriage do a barrel roll?
Quote by Zangetsu 101
Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#37
"Can you tell me who Phil used to get Diana killed, 'cos I have this crazy-ass ex..."
#38
Quote by filthandfury
Family Guy

good job lol =D
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
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