#1
Fill in the blank with a lanuage/ and teach me how to say something that might get me kicked out. I'm hitting an authentic mexican restraunt tonight with some friend to see who can take the most hot sauce, and then later next month, my friend who is a german exchange student wants us to celebrate his b-day with him at some italian restraunt by his house...
#2
Don't say "Ich liebe es, frauen mit scheisse zu bewerfen, und sie dann zu ficken." in a german restaurant. Not that you'd find any german restaurants.
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#4
at the mexican restaurant ask if they have any penne pasta. You can guess what that word means in spanish.
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#5
You should definitely not get the waiter to read out what the dishes are and then repeat them whilst mocking his accent.
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#6
Authentic French restaurant:

"Can I get some more of these Croysonts?"
"Why the hell would I want to eat SNAILS?!"

Mexican:
"Have you seen my cat?"

Italian:
"Mussolini was a wanker."

Chinese:
"Have you seen my dog?"

German:
"I'll have a Bud Light please."
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#7
Fawtly towers taught me quite a bit!

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#8
Quote by MightyAl
Hot sauce ain't exactly authentic Mexican, you know.

yeah, i know that, but I don't know what else you would call it, and if i said salsa, it wouldn't sound hot which would make you think i'm a puss.
#9
Also, go to a Korean restaurant and say "these meatballs really are the dog's bollocks".
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yeah, i know that, but I don't know what else you would call it, and if i said salsa, it wouldn't sound hot which would make you think i'm a puss.

I thought by hot sauce, you meant
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#10
Quote by Shredder6
at the mexican restaurant ask if they have any penne pasta. You can guess what that word means in spanish.



I actually like it, but i never order it because i would just start laughing hysterically in front of the waiter


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#11
yo quiero poner mi pene en su culo
yo key-air-O pown-air me pay-nay n sue cool-o
i want to put my penis in your ass
#12
Italian: Is this place mob-run?

Mexican: Where's that funny chihuahua I see on TV?

German: I'm Jewish...so I'd like to watch the cook prepare my meal.

Chinese: Is this your menu, or are you trying to get me to adopt a pet?
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#13
Quote by The Leader
Authentic French restaurant:

"Can I get some more of these Croysonts?"
"Why the hell would I want to eat SNAILS?!"

Mexican:
"Have you seen my cat?"

Italian:
"Mussolini was a wanker."

Chinese:
"Have you seen my dog?"

German:
"I'll have a Bud Light please."


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#14
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Fawtly towers taught me quite a bit!


Haha, well said. Too bad there were so few episodes of that show. I have all of them but damn, it was hilarious.
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Fawlty Towers is comic genious, good thing they didnt try to hard, and stretch it too long, it went with a bang and now theres nothing to spoil it, just 12 episodes of complete and utter genious. (It was 12 right? haha)
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