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#1
I thought of a good idea where you post something that would kill your boner, for me it's the **** pie.

#4
Quote by someguitarguy88


I know a girl that looks like a skinny version of that. Like, in the face.
I also know a girl that's almost that fat, and every time she bends over someone will make a joke about the Grand Canyon, then she stands up really fast (or as fast as she can anyways).
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#5
I'd post goatse, but I know that for some UG'ers, it will actually give a boner.
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#6
Quote by figsandbobo
I know a girl that looks like a skinny version of that. Like, in the face.
I also know a girl that's almost that fat, and every time she bends over someone will make a joke about the Grand Canyon, then she stands up really fast (or as fast as she can anyways).


Hey you're that dude from the chatroom last night.
#9
This has phail written all over it...
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#10
One of the most....interesting paintings of the 16th century.

Enjoy (or...unjoy....=/)

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#16
girls...
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#17
Quote by TehJeff

that doesn't kill my boner, damn those ladies are fine
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#18
Quote by AngusIsMyHero

*fapfapfap*



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duarte, you're a jerk.


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Hmm...a fugly, bimbo, blonde, rich, boring, mooching, waste of blood and organs, d*ck munching, talentless, sponging c*nt in prison?

One down...
#21
**** man whats with the fat ladies??lol no im jk that is disgusting feel sorry fo tthem although i cant say im hot either
#28
Quote by J.A.R.
that doesn't kill my boner, damn those ladies are fine

I know, maybe we could start a massive UG collab work, and try and get those ladies pleased.
...dibs on the back of the knee fat flap!
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#33
ok why do $h!tty threads like this happen to stay up.?
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#34
i resent looking at this thread.

that is all.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#35
I usually just think about my great aunt in her nightgown with her purple veins all over the place and messy hair, lots of wrinkles, and a cigarette. That does the trick.
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#36
Quote by Italy's Finest
Dude, what the ****? Why kill a boner!?


Well, maybe if your out with your girl and for some reason she gives you a massive boner in public and your wearing fairly tight jeans...You want it gone as soon as possible as it could get you arrested (ndecent exposure, it's because we live ina PC world of offensive).
It's even worst if your with mates and they see your Little Ham and laugh at it and point it out to everyone.
#37
Quote by Moggan13
Well, maybe if your out with your girl and for some reason she gives you a massive boner in public and your wearing fairly tight jeans...You want it gone as soon as possible as it could get you arrested (ndecent exposure, it's because we live ina PC world of offensive).
It's even worst if your with mates and they see your Little Ham and laugh at it and point it out to everyone.



and shrivels up into a snail when exposed to intense daylight

i remember those exact words from the demotivational pictures thread .
DANK MEMES
#38
Quote by stringmagician
That is the fattest ass I have ever seen.


It like doesn't even make sense.


indeed!

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