#1
Alright, my date and I are both very funny people, so we usually try to make jokes out of things like dress themes, but we can't think of a good one that won't get us suspended...
The theme is:

Anywhere you can fly

So a lot of people are dressing in hawaiian outfits, or dressing up as flight attendents, etc.
I thought of going as Samuel L Jackson and my GF going as a snake, but some dumb kid is already doing that so it won't be original originality points FTW!!!
I also thought of us going as terrorists with huge beards and shirts that say "I (heart) NY!" But put a cross through the heart.
Yeah, my GF and I are evil. We would do that theme, but we're pretty sure we'd get suspened, and that's bad.

So do any of you horny bastards have a good idea for "anywhere you can fly"?
(if you're still confused about the theme, it's pretty much anything flight related, including airports, airplanes, vacations, etc...)
Gracias.
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#2
dress up as birds...big bird if you are feeling ambitious. it this its pretty funny but then again im drunk.
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#4
if u want original, try dressing up as something completely irrelavant to the actual theme like going as a weiner (the food) and ur girlfriend as a bun (sexual inuendo ALERT!!)
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african women that don't wear shirts!
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#6
wow..i have to say this is the first scenario like this where i actually cannot think of anything ingenious...

dammit

if i get an idea i will let you know
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if u want original, try dressing up as something completely irrelavant to the actual theme like going as a weiner (the food) and ur girlfriend as a bun (sexual inuendo ALERT!!)


or the other way around
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#9
My school had a Casino theme.

I wore a suit.

Because I thought that the theme was ****ing stupid but most people wear suits in casinos anyway.

Wear a suit. You can fly anywhere.
#10
dress up as house flies
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#11
Stormtroopers... thats what I would go as
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#12
go with your clothes all torn up... and smellin like ****....

make your gf where a shirt that says "I LOVE DETROIT"
#13
+1 on the "completely irrelevant" idea.


go as alex from A Clockwork Orange, and your girl can be a droog.


you can't go wrong with A Clockwork Orange
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Brilliant.

But to the drunk guy who suggested big bird, that's pretty funny to me and I'm sober

I like it. And the gangster one would be funny, but not many people would get it. I'd have to make shirts that say "We R FLYYY!!!" so people understand.
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#17
do sumthin along the lines of the mile high club. i dont think u could get suspended for that
#18
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go with your clothes all torn up... and smellin like ****....

make your gf where a shirt that says "I LOVE DETROIT"

that's great.
Or we could do something similar like go in Vegas shirts and my GF would have a pillow in her shirt so she looks knocked up and I'd have fake hooker blood on my shirt...
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dress up as birds...big bird if you are feeling ambitious. it this its pretty funny but then again im drunk.


**** YES
#21
Go as a navy marine and make your date wear a shirt that says "Flying's for pu*sies, join the Navy"
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#22
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Go as a navy marine and make your date wear a shirt that says "Flying's for pu*sies, join the Navy"

well, about getting suspended...

Also, I was thinking of going with a "Rocky" shirt. Remember the theme song: "Gonna Fly Now"! LOLOLOL!!!!1111111
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#23
Go as Articuno..
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I killed your face.


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#24
^ lol at pokemon.

^^ good god that's a large picture. I dono where I can get that costume by saturday though...
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the only good wahs out there are Slashs, Zacks, and Dimebags.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.