#1
This kid came to school yesterday stoned beyond all reason, couldnt even stand up straight. We decided to have some fun. First some of the guys put leaves in his mouth and left him. Then we took a Sharpie, convinced him it was invisible, and drew crap all over him. I later found out that when he was headbanging with his I-Pod, it wasnt even on. Does anyone else have any ideas of fun stuff to do to people who are FUBAR?
#2
I think they kinda walk like zombies
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So maybe treat them like one
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#3
bring dead fish to school in plastic bag. shove down stoners pants. laugh.
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#4
I violate every human right they think they have.


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#5
Don't **** with people on weed, its just not cool. Its much worse when you do it to them when they're on shrooms or acid because that could seriously **** them up but still, let them enjoy the high and don't be dicks.
#6
I like to push stoned people into ditches.
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#7
Use ur fingures and trace out a Square! then just mouth words..... Move ur head to the side and speak... or toss sumthing small at them and yell fire in the hole....

The best thing to do with people will they are stoned is yell HEADSHOT!!! They scream and duck!
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#8
Whats with people thinking people who are stoned are like people on heroin or drunk? there not even close.. at all. Seriously its so annoying. I smoke weed, when i first started I was never ever like that, and all my friends were never like that. Are you sure the dude wasnt on acid? or drunk?
#9
i had a girl once who'd speak greek really fast when i was stoned. thats freaky ****, yet still entertaining
#11
I don't know if your lieing or if this is the kids first time, but once you get high you just see things differently it's not like you turn into an idiot.
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Whats with people thinking people who are stoned are like people on heroin or drunk? there not even close.. at all. Seriously its so annoying. I smoke weed, when i first started I was never ever like that, and all my friends were never like that. Are you sure the dude wasnt on acid? or drunk?


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Whats with people thinking people who are stoned are like people on heroin or drunk? there not even close.. at all. Seriously its so annoying. I smoke weed, when i first started I was never ever like that, and all my friends were never like that. Are you sure the dude wasnt on acid? or drunk?



i agree. I smoked about about 2 grams between 2 people out of a gravity bong and those of you who know what that is know how crazy that is. i had to biggest body high ever and i could still walk pretty well. i had to climb this huge ass hil and i managed that.

i hate kids that act like weed can make you not be able to move, it can make you not want to move but you still can.
#17
I got a buddy who was high beyond the point of recognition (weed, salvia, and NoS), and he scribbled on a peice of paper with his eyes closed. Opened his eyes, and it's a huge picture of Satan.

That's badass by any measure.
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#18
Sounds drunk. If he was stoned he probably would have been more like "fuck school, I'm going home to eat chips".
#19
haha krypto, thats crazy

yeah highway, that must have been an adventure lol

Salvia is a completely diff story, my lord. So many funny stories with that
#20
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Being stoned doesn't make you retarded like that no matter how high you are.



I dunno...I've smoked myself stupid on several occasions. Like...4 grams to myself, via a Lung

I wanted to see how much it would take to get me royally fucked up
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#21
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I dunno...I've smoked myself stupid on several occasions. Like...4 grams to myself, via a Lung

I wanted to see how much it would take to get me royally fucked up


I've smoked so many times and I've been royally fucked up with weed too...but if someone was putting leaves in my mouth like they did to him...I would know and care, and if someone was writing on my face, dont try and convince me its invisible I wont believe that high as hell either.
#23
Next time you come across someone peaking on shrooms, ask em to grab the blue orange out of the fridge for you. It's hilarious
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Next time you come across someone peaking on shrooms, ask em to grab the blue orange out of the fridge for you. It's hilarious

I was with this kid on shrooms, and he became part of the fridge and asked me to take a picture. I obliged.
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I think they kinda walk like zombies
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So maybe treat them like one


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