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Ok all! just talking to a friend of mine who has just started a new Heavy Metal band, called "Bullet for my chicken" which i thought was a pretty bad band name, awsome but bad!
So anyone heard of any really bad band names?
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Limp Bizkit.

EVERYTHING is wrong with that band, from its uhm, "music", to the band members, to that dumbshit name.
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Gandalf Murphy and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams.
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Penny For an Old Guy

Ex-local band from my area.

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AC/DC, Tool, Breaking Benjamin.....

but for real, why does it matter? if you think about it, if your name is COMPLETELY crappy but yet your famous, nobody is going to make fun of the name. Unless they dont appreciate your music / think you should be famous.
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AC/DC, Tool, Breaking Benjamin.....

but for real, why does it matter? if you think about it, if your name is COMPLETELY crappy but yet your famous, nobody is going to make fun of the name. Unless they dont appreciate your music / think you should be famous.

Tool is an awesome name if you look into it and its meaning and significance...

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Penny For an Old Guy

Ex-local band from my area.


Thats worse than my ex's band!!!
actually, its equally bad... only in this case its an Old guy!!!
#12
The Ryan Ross Fangirls

my old band, heavy thrash death metal whatever you wanna call it.

Ryan Ross is panic! At the disco's guitarest, also a stupid name.
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Tool is an awesome name if you look into it and its meaning and significance...



i was actually joking about those being bad names, if you would have read the rest of my comment. Taking note of my icon do you think its likely i would be a put down towards tool?
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i was actually joking about those being bad names, if you would have read the rest of my comment. Taking note of my icon do you think its likely i would be a put down towards tool?

That was what i was wondering, you have a Tool song (a really weird one) for screen name... And i only read the 1st line of your comment!!

I think the band name matters a lot cuz its the first thing anyone looks about the band and it should directly reflect what the band is all about.

No one is gonna take a band named "Hardcore Encrusted Anal Passage" or "Penny for the Guy" seriously... No matter how good their music is...

And

Hardcore Encrusted Anal Passage is a real band!!!
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"Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie"... ok, lol, I'm just f***in' with you xD
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That was what i was wondering, you have a Tool song (a really weird one) for screen name... And i only read the 1st line of your comment!!


its ok i know the feeling of only getting half way through reading things lol....i have a VERY short attention span
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The Darkness

that band as a whole was terrible tbh.
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The Darkness

that band as a whole was terrible tbh.

They're not that bad....
Though it feels like they're trying to copy Led Zeppelin's style....
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i saw this article once....#1 was the band name " !!! " wtf.... i'm just curious... how the hell would people introduce them if they're on a gig or something... -___-
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#21
My chemical romance is a crap name for a band... and also one of my friends bands "last chance to reason" and their music sucks..
#22
Suppose my bands name is pretty bad! its "far from perfect"
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The Butthole Surfers

I love that band!!
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The Artist formerly known as Prince. It takes half an hour to say that name!
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well. my side band is called The Dumbasses.
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#27
any damn emo band name
fall out boy
funeral for a friend
bullet for my valentine
the academy is
plain white t's

and then theres bands that have really sucky but funny names
take psychostick for example, i laugh everytime i hear it, but it's ****ing stupid lmao
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Ok all! just talking to a friend of mine who has just started a new Heavy Metal band, called "Bullet for my chicken" which i thought was a pretty bad band name, awsome but bad!
So anyone heard of any really bad band names?

Haha I think it's funny I don't like Bullet For My Valentine anyways.

Angels and Airwaves
Bee Gees
Crazy Town
Fish Go Deep
Goo Goo Dolls
Kittie
McFly
Panic! At The Disco (I just hate the friggin random exclamation mark)
Pretty Ricky
The Killers
The Spice Girls
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Hmmmm I'm thinking of a name for my band.

What do you guys think of Balls Deep?

No, just no, how about Upside down Thes or The Hugh G. Rection Band
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any damn emo band name
fall out boy
funeral for a friend
bullet for my valentine
the academy is
plain white t's

and then theres bands that have really sucky but funny names
take psychostick for example, i laugh everytime i hear it, but it's ****ing stupid lmao



they a heavy metal or metalcore whatever. NOT emo! do some research before you go calling bands emo
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#37
The beer, the weed, The revolution...

Its our band... and I dont really like the name
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It always makes me laugh how people always say Fallout Boy just because it's them, at any other time a band named after a Simpsons character would be simply awesome.

Anyway, as much as I love them, Goo Goo Dolls takes the biscuit.
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My bands have terrible names. Wanks boutique, jesusarsecake, 1,000,000 sheep, I could go on forever with my bad band names.
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