#1
Came in to my guitar shop today to check on my guitar( i was selling my guitar there) and it wanst there i was really happy and walk against the owner and asked: Is it sold? and i was smiling from ear to ear! And you could look at him that his world just broke to pieces he said i was just about to call you your guitar was stolen yesterday. it was 2 guys and som old hag. the guys distrakted the owner and the hag tok down the guitar and hid it under her skirt( yes she was wearing this really long skirt). He didnt se it or hear she tok the guitar of the rack he saw them through the window. He got the licens plate. But i am getting the money back. It was a MINT condition Fender American strat 3 tone sunburst with rosewood neck i was just gonna get it out from the store to buy a 20th annivarsary ibanez RG550. i hate when pepole steal!
#2
ahh man you have my deepest sympathy dude i would go ape sh*t if one of my guitars was ever stolen...
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#4
but you got the money back?
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#5
Well at least your getting the money back. Plus if the guy got the plate number, track the person down and kill them
#6
Dude you're getting the money back, what's the big fuzz about? Who knows how long it would've taken you to sell it.

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#7
but a fender getting stolen...thats just beyond anger raising.....RAISE ANARCHY ALL FENDER OWNERS AND SAVE YOUR BROTHER :P
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#8
under her dress wow thats pretty retarded...
and if it's a guitar they should have a security tag on it!
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#9
under her skirt? That was a huge bittch.
i call that BS...tell them to show you the security cameras.
I understand if it was an effect pedal or something like that.

Sorry bro. how much you were asking for it?
#10
That really sucks. At least you get all your money back. I hope those people take good care of it!

Poor fender being shoved up some old hags skirt haha
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#12
yeah it sucks really because it was MY guitar. I was selling it for 1400$.thanks for all your good words
#13
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under her skirt? That was a huge bittch.
i call that BS...tell them to show you the security cameras.
I understand if it was an effect pedal or something like that.

Sorry bro. how much you were asking for it?


Yeah, that sounds a bit shady to me, but you did get your money back. I would keep a lookout though on Ebay, Craigslist, and the newspapers classifieds.
#14
But you did get your money back right?

sucks to have your guitar taken though
#15
yeah look in the classifieds for like.


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#16
I think they just misplaced it and dont want to admit it...
cummon, how likely is it that a woman can fit a guitar under her skirt and run away? Also how big would she have to be?
and how would noone in the store notice that theres an ugly chick lifting up her skirt to put a guitar inside?
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#17
That sucks. By the way, you should learn to spell.
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#18
I stole my neighbor's Dodge Viper by hiding it in my pants - I wore bell bottoms...
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I stole my neighbor's Dodge Viper by hiding it in my pants - I wore bell bottoms...

OMG, i kept thinking of Jacka.ss 2...that damn thing with the mouse and the viper...
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that's nothing...the guy that lives next to me hides a nuke in his hat,and when it's really hot and he lifts his hat a bit up, you can se it....really!i hope g.w.b. doesn't see this thread or i'm in deep shiit!

sorry to hear about the guitar though...but i agree to upper comments - it does sound fishy!
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#21
That's not very good. But you got your money back, you were getting rid of it anyway and they got the license plate. You can sleep easy really.
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Dude you're getting the money back, what's the big fuzz about? Who knows how long it would've taken you to sell it.



who gives a ****!!! i would be releaved to know that i am getting the money back, but still knowing that somenoe stole my awesome guitar would piss me off.
#25
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I think they just misplaced it and dont want to admit it...
cummon, how likely is it that a woman can fit a guitar under her skirt and run away? Also how big would she have to be?
and how would noone in the store notice that theres an ugly chick lifting up her skirt to put a guitar inside?

Well, she might have *ahem* slipped some of it inside...?

/me pukes all over the place.
#26
My car got broken into and my ipod got stolen monday.
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#27
It happens - two guys walked out af a shop in my town with a Gibson Les Paul each, hidden under their coats.

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#29
If I ran a guitar shop I'd unscrew the cavity covers and slip one of those security alarm kajiggers in there. There should be no way someone could find time to find it and remove it in the store. The risk here is that a person sneaking out the door with a guitar under his coat might get spooked and drop it, inflicting death and destruction upon the guitar.