#1
i need 2 good stories for a school assignment.

1. they have to be actual news.

2. they have to either deal with cave men or some place where cave men migrated, so basically anywhere in the world.

3. links plz


lulz yeah this is probably considered cheating on my homework.
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#2
www.news.google.com


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2. they have to either deal with cave men or some place where cave men migrated, so basically anywhere in the world.

wate.... what? why would that be in the news
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#3
The remains of homo erectus or sapiens have been found in the Middle East or Europe. They're the oldest ever to be found outside of Africa, something like 1.8 million years old.

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#5
id talk about the iranian president coming here but that has nothing to do with cavemen.
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#6
homo sapien remains 1.8 million years old seems a bit odd, seeing as how the homo sapiens started existing around 10-12 thousand years ago.
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#9
Just write an essay about all the shit that's going in Burma, and relate it somehow
#10
Write an essay about the caveman Geico commercials.
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#12
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Current events to do with cavemen?

I think your school is messing you about mate.

I wouldnt be surprised.
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#13
lol yeah, i know my school is f*cked up. it didn't make much sense to me either...
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#14
Dude..the Cavemen in the Geico commercials are getting their own tv show..Essay..now..lol
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