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#1
How would you kill the user above??

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#2
I wouldn't. I'm not a violent person.
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#8
Assuming I have completely changed and fallen under the definition of "Insane" by the modernized standards, I would kill the user above me with verbal abuse alone.
#12
How about with a simple gun...
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#13
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Death by filling you ass with frozen shaving cream and watching it defrost and rapidly expand in your anus....Causing you to explode
#15
strangling you with a rattle snake

hardcore ****
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#16
^with rope from chandelier

im self destructive
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#17
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strangling you with a rattle snake

hardcore ****


Curling iron to the balls...

AND BEYOND!!!
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#19
to quote Cannibal Corpse


Bleed for my pain
Revenge on treacherous snakes
They will pay

Slicing the flesh
Sculptured wounds my catharsis
I will stain

Into the heart
Needle injects gasoline
Convulsions

The one that they betrayed
Has made them this way

Plagued by the bastards
I will kill you
Killed by my rage

Scream at my face
The grisly scars went unavenged
Until now

Deep in the hole
You are not gagged and scream aloud
But unheard

Choke on your vomit
You watch your hands cut off
Then your legs

The one that you betrayed
Will kill you this way

Scarred by the bastards
I will kill you
Killed by my rage
I must kill you

Into the throat
The scalpel slices
Warm blood sprays out
The gushing entices

Pull out your heart
And let you watch
Shove in your mouth
Then stab your crotch

I watch your agony

I am released
From years of pain
Your death averted
My becoming insane
You are dead

I have killed you
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#20
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Assuming I have completely changed and fallen under the definition of "Insane" by the modernized standards, I would kill the user above me with verbal abuse alone.


with the power of my fusion lick!

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#22
ill set tommy the cat on you
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#24
Pokemon > Tommy cat

EDIT: Your not avoiding death.

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#25
Lock you in a room with only a rusty butter knife and play only [insert least favourite band] until you take your own life.

and if i can't find such a room.....push you off a cliff
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#27
Wtf y'all killed me three times in a row! (Very creatively though, though the castration is a bit much!)

User above me gets the chair (Metal, round the head)
#28
^ surround you with dead animals and have you die from diseases/the bodies naturally exploding

thats extremely sickening to think about
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#30
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Wtf y'all killed me three times in a row! (Very creatively though, though the castration is a bit much!)

User above me gets the chair (Metal, round the head)


It's because your a communist. UG don't like Communists.
#33
^ Deep Fried and locked in a room with Micheal Moore.

Pwnd
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#36
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^Salvation Army (hope people get this!)


I will shove a rat down your ass (South Park FTW!) an then make you swallow(sp?) alot of laxant (****ing pills ) and when the rat was coming out one of it's claws get stuck on your intestine and you die for internal bleeding!

Wow,dude...That's sick!!And I have nothing against you,by the way!

I may make your dad practice some necrophilia on you,too!

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#37
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It's because your a communist. UG don't like Communists.

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F**king pricless.
#38
Salvation Army = Worms weapon! Legendary game! And no bed for me, I'm having a hearty nutritious meal of fish fingers & oven chips in a minute.

Oh, and the user above me gets pedo'd to death by Captain Birdseye (thank you inspirational fish finger dinner)
#39
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
Salvation Army = Worms weapon! Legendary game! And no bed for me, I'm having a hearty nutritious meal of fish fingers & oven chips in a minute.

Oh, and the user above me gets pedo'd to death by Captain Birdseye (thank you inspirational fish finger dinner)


cutting off his fingers and toes one by one with SAFTY SCISSORS

and evenually his limbs

And scoop his eyes out with a melon baller
#40
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
Salvation Army = Worms weapon! Legendary game! And no bed for me, I'm having a hearty nutritious meal of fish fingers & oven chips in a minute.

Oh, and the user above me gets pedo'd to death by Captain Birdseye (thank you inspirational fish finger dinner)

What did I ever do to you..?


*sobs*
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