#1
At my old school, a notice was sent out saying that there was a syphilis outbreak. I'm soo happy that I transfered before I could touch someone with an outbreak on their hand or something >.<
Hmm I wonder if this happens to every High School, or is my town just special?
Oh noes!
#4
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That'll teach you to change school!

You missed the free syphilis!


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#5
It happened to a school in my district luckily my school is known as Heroin High not Syphillis Valley.
#6
Touch them on the hand...


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They were easy enough to get syphillis and you're GLAD you're gone?
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#7
Blame Columbus he had Syphilis
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Blame Columbus he had Syphilis

Hmm did he really?
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#9
My school just got over a staph infection outbreak
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#10
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It happened to a school in my district luckily my school is known as Heroin High not Syphillis Valley.


I live in a valley
#11
dude mines worse than everyones
there was a menengitis outbreak at my school, a few kids almost died. they had to come in and sterilize the school
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#12
Well, i know that a bunch of freshman this year got herpes. Some new transfer chick from New York was too easy for them horny little froshies.

I believe like 13 froshies now have herpes. No joke. I'm glad she transferred while i had a girlfriend, and i was loyal.
#13
Syphilis was brought to Europe from America around Columbus' time.
#14
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dude mines worse than everyones
there was a menengitis outbreak at my school, a few kids almost died. they had to come in and sterilize the school


aww that sucks
We had mono last year and a nasty stomach flu two years before that when the whole town had it.
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#15
my school kicks all your school's asses.


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smallpox.


ok not really, but i wanted to fit in

the only thing that's happened at my school was a bunch of people had sex in the auditorium and got expelled.
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#16
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Syphilis sucks.
#17
Wow! Everyone's school has outbreaks of random diseases except mine! All these threads do is give food to BSers. I still enjoy going in to them and posting this message.
#18
By any chance are you from north jersey? Cuz I heard there was a syphilis outbreak spread by a wrestling team up there.
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#19
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By any chance are you from north jersey? Cuz I heard there was a syphilis outbreak spread by a wrestling team up there.


Nope, though maybe that's where my school got it from. We always have some weird sickness going around, but this one tops all.
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