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#1
I'm trying to write a script for the sweetest movie you've ever heard about. It will take place 100 years after a zombie apocolypse, the government has been destroyed and people now live in small colonies and farm to stay alive, basically is as all the epicness of a western and a zombie movie combined.

The type of zombies will be the really fast/savage ownage zombies, everyone in the world is infected so whenever anyone dies a zombie is created no matter what, unless they are killed by destroying their brain.

Does anyone have any sweet ideas regarding this?
#2
Zombies give you boners? Whatever floats you boat, man.


Anyways, if you ever make an actual movie, you know who to turn to for the soundtrack.


No, not Danny Elfman, dammit.
#4
Sex. Not necessarily including the zombies though, although if you want to...
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#5
Explosions man! Lots of explosions. There should only be swords, and bows too. And have a scene where the main character kills zombies with a sword guitar, that would be cool.
#7
sounds alot like the new Resident Evil movie.
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#8
get an amazing soundtrack, and have lots of awesome gory zombie killing action.

p.s. and some female frontal nudity wouldn't hurt either
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#9
make sure you have an underdeveloped rogue ninja plot line. Just have him show up and save everyone once or twice, nothing more, then throws down an ominous Ace of Spades as he leaves the scene.
#11
Like someone above me said too, good music. Just play like, Cattle Decapitation and a bunch of death metal/goregrind.
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#13
its got to have Samuel L Jackson, he makes every movie hes in exponential better than what it would have been
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#14
Make it manly... everyone will wear loincloths, and be ripped... they would only drink beer and eat raw meat. They would communicate solely through grunts/guitar playing which is translated into either grunts or guitar tablature.

Add a space station scene, with a volcano eruption, a lot of violence and sex... possibly two people could have sex while killing zombies. Heads can and probably should explode. Throw in demons... nothing can go wrong with demons. Have an epic battle scene with a non-shaky camera.

Also have one of those cheesy "I need you to be strong for me" scenes with a sunrise/set and end it with someone getting dropkicked in the mouth.

That'd be the best move ever.

Also they can swear... a lot of swearing, and use a lot of drugs... hard drugs, not pussy drugs.

And make them have kittens and puppies and other cute things as like grenades or something.

edit: the guy is right, get Samuel L.

also Baz Rutten, and other ridiculously manly people.

double edit: if the women arent being sexed put them in skimpy clothing... and they always have to have hard nipples.

triple edit: make someone kill a zombie by stabbing his boner through it's head.
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#15
It would be better if there was an evil magician and a decendant of God instead.
#16
whatever tickles your pickle
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#17
Yeah, I know I won;t be able to make it because what I am thinking of would cost a ****load of money.

Anyways, it would have a sweet techno/ambient/classical score and probably halfway through the movie it would switch from pretty much just a western with some zombie survival in it, to a savage zombie killfest, probably with some savage metal.


[Edit] Canibal corpse is extremely bad.
#18
If everybody is already infected, how the hell are there survivors? You're script blows, dude.
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#20
It is an infection that doesn't actually harm you at all, but when you die you turn into a zombie immediately, this is how the zombies have stayed around for these 100 years instead of being wiped out.


The song "my body is a cage" by the arcade-fire would be perfect for an extended desert march.
#21
put a scene where two zombie chicks make out and other zombies have sex or an orgy or some kind of romantic tension between zombies. it'll be weird cuz ppl won't know if they should let their boner pop up or if they should be grossed out. it'll be awhsummzz!
#22
I think it would be pretty good
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#23
Give me prompt felacio you naysayer!

This movie will give me infinite street-cred.


[Edit] it would not necesarrily have to be live action, it would be just as cool, or cooler as an animated movie.
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#25
still think itd be the best movie ever... well 4th

next to Snakes on a Plane, Superbad and Hot Fuzz... comedy wise at least.
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#27
srry your movie has already been written and made its called resident evil 3 and it sucks.

but a classical/technoscore does NOT fit a western. You need country esque music. Blues would be good.

never mind that get Les Claypool of Primus to Score the entire film.

have toby maguire in the movie and kill him off and have him be a zombie in the opening credits. who in turn gets shot and becomes the title

samuel jackson is a good idea.

call it Zombies in Zimbabwe or something

and if you want anyone to care about your movie including myself and my ten bucks. remeber this

SEX SELLS.

so lots of HUMAN lesbian makeouts and megan fox status women. jessican albas good too.

if it was animated it would suck about as much as anime.
#28
backdoor sluts nine. Enough said

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#29
I got an idea. A zombie is trying to cum on another zombie's face, and it cums maggots!
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#30
Star Wars man it is the BEST


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#31
Most people in this world would have to use stuff like swords and wrenches for weapons, but there would be a bunch of surviving revolvers, riffles and even machine guns for those lucky enough to aquire them.
#32
There should be someone that has been affected by the zombie virus in a strange way, and now he can shoot laser beams out of his eyes.
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#34
remember, every classic movie has a beasteality scene. what would be cooler than a zombie f ucking a goat.
#35
"imagonaeatu" recently purchased that as a poster and I've got to say, I'm pretty jealous.
#36
A western/ zombie film will be the most kickass thing ever. Great idea.

You should have like a Clint Eastwood/Han Solo type character with six shooters.
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Anyways, if you ever make an actual movie, you know who to turn to for the soundtrack.


No, not Danny Elfman, dammit.

Danny Elfman?
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#38
I think the most epic movie would involve something like this:

A clan of evil wizards, led by Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, and Anthony Hopkins, in a massive fortress guarded by an elite clan of ninjas, concocts a plan to release zombies to overtake the world. The only ones standing in their way are the 13 clans of pirates, led by the Pirate King Chuck Norris, alongside with the human scientist/leader of a robot nation, played by Vin Diesel. Following 3 hours of intense explosive firefights, the battle starts to swing in the wizard's favor, but right as all hope seems lost, a starship crashes, and 300 Spartan Jedis kick their way out to join the battle and save the day. Also you can salt and pepper in a subplot where The Rock goes on a quest to find the Epic Sword of Kickassery, with a 20 foot long blade with chainsaw treads that shoots lasers out of the side.
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I think the most epic movie would involve something like this:

A clan of evil wizards, led by Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, and Anthony Hopkins, in a massive fortress guarded by an elite clan of ninjas, concocts a plan to release zombies to overtake the world. The only ones standing in their way are the 13 clans of pirates, led by the Pirate King Chuck Norris, alongside with the human scientist/leader of a robot nation, played by Vin Diesel. Following 3 hours of intense explosive firefights, the battle starts to swing in the wizard's favor, but right as all hope seems lost, a starship crashes, and 300 Spartan Jedis kick their way out to join the battle and save the day. Also you can salt and pepper in a subplot where The Rock goes on a quest to find the Epic Sword of Kickassery, with a 20 foot long blade with chainsaw treads that shoots lasers out of the side.

holy **** thats the most epic thing ive ever heard
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