#1
Tell about stupid shit you did as a kid.

When I was little, and I went to the bathroom, as soon as I flushed the toilet, I bolted out of the bathroom as fast as I could, because I thought once all the water was flushed down, the Grim Reaper would come out of the toilet and kill me.
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#2
i watched a movie called "fire in the sky" and thought aliens were going to get me for months, and hardly slept lol
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#3
I refused to go to the bathroom by myself after mid night, because I watched the Candy Man. The whole mirror thing scared the piss out of me. So, I'd either hold it, or piss in a soda bottle, or in my back yard. Then, when I plucked up the courage, I went to a lake with some friends, and I stood over the docks. I looked directly into my reflection in the water, and said Candy Man, Candy Man, Candy Man, because I figured.. if he DID come out, he'd drown the second he popped his ugly head out of the water. Everyone knows forces of hell can't swim.
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#4
well I was playing with our new puppy (now an old fatass) and we were playing tug-a-war.. I won and got the toy so I started to run away from him. he was right on behind me so we were bolting through the house.. when I turn to look behind me he's right on my heels and I'm shocked he's that close and before I can look I run right into the kitchen wall. *doh* big puppy too; Akita

last year (I wasn't lil but this was pretty stupid) me and my boyfriend(now ex) were sitting against a wall at school during lunch. a friend hands me a piece of tough beef jerky, and I'm trying to bite a piece off. so a little game of tug-a-war with my head and the beef jerky emerged, and once I finally bit a piece off I smacked my head against the wall. my boyfriend was laughing hysterically and I'm all "owww" lol
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#6
i always thought there was a creepy ghost/creepy person in my basement so i never went down there and when i had to i bolted like a firecracker

and i thought the girl from the ring was gunna come out of my tv
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#7
I couldn't go to the restroom after the lights were out cuz i was terrified of the dark...if i couldn't hold it i'd turn on the lights in my room and jolt out into the restroom with my eyes closed and reach for the restroom light and then do the same to come back...

funny thing is that the restroom's only like 5 feet away from my door.
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Tell about stupid shit you did as a kid.

When I was little, and I went to the bathroom, as soon as I flushed the toilet, I bolted out of the bathroom as fast as I could, because I thought once all the water was flushed down, the Grim Reaper would come out of the toilet and kill me.


Me too! except i always thought an alien was going to appear on the toilet seat
#9
i always slept in a fetal position because i was afraid there were snakes at the foot of my bed.
#10
I was freaked out of Red L.E.D lights (Say on a VCR, or Alarm Clock) when I went too bed.


Also I was scared of our Neighbor named Bruce, I thought he had a scary mishappen head and Snakes for hair (Like a Medussa)
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i always slept in a fetal position because i was afraid there were snakes at the foot of my bed.


me too.. except I thought if there was a limb or body part other then my head sticking out from underneath the blankets it would be chopped off by ghosts
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#12
No matter how hot I got, I would only sleep if I was completely covered by my blanket because I thought that the monsters wouldn't be able to attack me through it .


Thank god for monster-proof blankies
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#14
Hmm i watched a discovery channel special about aliens when i was like 5 years.
Was scared for like 4 years.
#15
Wow, I always used to do the run out of bathroom right when I flushed, that was ****ing weird.
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No matter how hot I got, I would only sleep if I was completely covered by my blanket because I thought that the monsters wouldn't be able to attack me through it .


Thank god for monster-proof blankies


Lol, same here. I would dream of demonic spirits, undead sentients, aliens, and just about everything, so I created a world for myself in which my bed was a stasis pod and I would just imagine how many layers of different forms of metall my "walls" were made up of to protect me.

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Wow, I always used to do the run out of bathroom right when I flushed, that was ****ing weird.


yeh same, i don't even know why lol

when i was like 7 i watched the start of Child's Play (the evil doll chucky) and I wouldn't get out of bed after the lights were off cause i thought he was under my bed, that went on till i was like 10 lol
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Tell about stupid shit you did as a kid.

When I was little, and I went to the bathroom, as soon as I flushed the toilet, I bolted out of the bathroom as fast as I could, because I thought once all the water was flushed down, the Grim Reaper would come out of the toilet and kill me.

OMG me too. Same thing with draining the bathtub, too.
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#20
my basement freaks the crap outta me. when i was a kid, if i ever had to get anything from there, i'd run down there, grab whatever, an BOLT it outta there as fast as i could run. just cause it was dark lol.


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No matter how hot I got, I would only sleep if I was completely covered by my blanket because I thought that the monsters wouldn't be able to attack me through it .


Thank god for monster-proof blankies



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#21
i used to think that every single video on the computer was going to have some scary face pop out at you or something because i got so ****in scared one time and was hysterical crying for quite a while. I couldn't sleep for such a long time. But, now i still don't like getting scared with something disturbing but the face it self doesn't bother me...SO I OVERCAME MY FEAR OF UGLY GAY FATASS BITCHY FACES AND IF I EVER SEE ONE I WILL PISS IN IT'S POLLUTED EAR!!! yeah i know i builded up some hate, then i listened to metal and formed a hard shell :]
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i watched a movie called "fire in the sky" and thought aliens were going to get me for months, and hardly slept lol


OMG ROFL!!! LOL YES!! That movie scared the **** outta me when I was a kid too!!!
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#23
When I was littler, like in 4th and 5th grade,
I was scared to have an alarm clock in my room because I thought it'd catch on fire and I'd die.

I still occasionally bring a flashlight with me when I need to go to the washroom in the middle of the night. I'm not sure why.
Maybe it's because I'm half vampyre, and there could be werewolves out there.
That's it. I'm convinced.
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#24
I watched Volcano once...(movie with Tommy Lee Jones and a volcano forms in the middle of Los Angeles)

The part where the guy has to jump into the lava out of the subway car because he can't save himself traumatized me for such a long time. I was too scared to sleep on the floor at a friend's house because I was scared the hot lava will cover me. Haha.
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