#1
for an hour...


what to do?
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#2
Rub Icy Hot on your balls?
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#4
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Rub Icy Hot on your balls?



i actually did that with monkey balm (like icyhot on steriods)

and i dont wanna try that again
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#5
i sprayed muscle heat spray on my tongue for 5 seconds, to see the effect

the effect = JETHUS CHRITHT MY TONGTHS THUCKING ITTTHING

jesus christ my tongues itching

NEVER DEODORANT SPRAY YOUR NUTS!
#6
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NEVER DEODORANT SPRAY YOUR NUTS!


Thanks for the hot tip....
sincewhen??

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#8
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NEVER DEODORANT SPRAY YOUR NUTS!

****, really? Thanks for the warning.

And I can't believe the Icy Hot jokes are still around. They were old even when I registered.
#9
Masturbate.
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#11
The world is an amazing place. Go outside.
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#12
4chan?
UG?

or are they the same thing?

you could ponder that question for an hour i suppose.
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#13
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Rub Icy Hot on your balls?


Been there, done that, had to sleep with a metal flask beside my gentlemen.
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