[CHACHA.COM] get people to help you search for crap that doesn't exist

#1
1 go to chacha.com
2 register(its free)
2 type in something in the search box
3 hit search with guide


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Phyllis has connected to help you with your search on friends. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Phyllis: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Phyllis: Hello
You: i'm looking for some friends
Phyllis: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i don't know have any friends, i want some
Phyllis: why?
You: because i'm alone
Phyllis: why?
You: maybe because i'm fat
You: i have no family or friends, i'm all alone in this world
Phyllis: I'm sorry to here that.
You:
You: will you be my friend?
Phyllis: I don't know what to tell you.
You: you can say yes
You: what state are you in?
Phyllis: I can't tell you that.
You: oh
You: what do you look like? how old are you?
Phyllis: can't tell you that.
You: oh
You: my parents used to beat me when they were alive
You: thank god for that self-defense law
You: are you married? marry me, i'm rich
Phyllis: My time is up can I transfer you.
You: no stay
You: i'll always remember you
Phyllis: I can't.
You: 3
Phyllis: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Phyllis ID: 66230
Status: Session ended.
#2
the last chacha thread got closed
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It's the pit; nelson mandela could make a thread urging everyone to do an effort towards reducing apartheid politics in some countries and everyone would post a photoshop of him with a melon hat.
#5
Quote by Virgil_Hart05
"get people to help you search for crap that doesn't exist"

uh isnt that just a bot you're talking to?
Nope, Its actually real people
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#6
old thread idea is old
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#8
Quote by Inhale.Breathe
Nope, Its actually real people


no its not, you can tell by the convo, unless it was a total bitch.
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#9
Quote by Inhale.Breathe
Nope, Its actually real people

Phyllis: Hello
You: i'm looking for some friends
Phyllis: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i don't know have any friends, i want some
Phyllis: why?
You: because i'm alone
Phyllis: why?

BOT
#10
No its an actual person, they have a list of like... key words at the side of the convo and they just double click them so they dont have to type it.


EDIT: damn you people are stubborn.

"LIVE GUIDED SEARCH - Instant search not cutting it? One click hooks you up with a live ChaCha Guide. A real person that will ask you questions, understand exactly what you want, and send you results that are dead-on. Computers can't do that. It takes a community of people who are motivated to help you get the answer you seek - no matter what it takes. The brainpower behind ChaCha.

The next generation of search engines is here. And it's all about people.

So lets ChaCha."


i once signed up for it, you get payed money to search things for people, but i only got as far as the testing where some guy as you to find **** for him , i couldnt find it so i just quit! xD
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Last edited by RaNdoM-FeLiX at Sep 28, 2007,
#11
it's a real person. take for example:
Phyllis: I'm sorry to here that.

a software developer would have made sure that said "hear" instead of "here."
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#12
You have to register to use the guide search. That takes all the fun out of it
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#13
Quote by Axeman99
You have to register to use the guide search. That takes all the fun out of it



You use to be able to do it without registering, but as you know, people abuse it (like myself) and if you be an idiot to much now they can ban you
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#14
Quote by Axeman99
You have to register to use the guide search. That takes all the fun out of it


Especially when your colleges internet is the slowest ****ing piece of **** in the world. It's worse than when I had dial up in the '90s. Ugh.
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#15
^^ Yeah I know, I went on the other day to see if I could abuse it but found I had to register.
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#16
I just love being an idiot to them, this guy seemed to join me in my stupidity though

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Looking: ...
Status: Keith has connected to help you with your search on price of rice in china per gram. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Keith: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!
You: How are ya my good son
You: ?
Keith: im doing okay
Keith: what can i help you find today
You: my good man, i am looking for the price of rice in china PER GRAM
You: it has to be per gram
You: kinda in a pickle here.
You: cod sarnit
Keith: its okay
Keith: i will help you find what you are looking for
Keith: do not worry
You: oh i'm not worrying
You: i'm in good hands
You: oh thats in Australian dollars to big fella
Keith: hrm?
Keith: i am sorry i am not seeign some of my window
Keith: so if i dont get it right it may not be my fault okay haha
Keith: there we go
You: you better get it right, this is life or death man
Keith: there is one result
You: haha i cant believe you actually found that for me...
Keith: im sorry
You: what for?
Keith: my application is erroring
You: omg really
Keith: what did you say
Keith: yes
Keith: i cant see the last thing anyone types
You: press alt + F4 really fast
Keith: what will that do?
You: fix it, quickly!! or it wont work!
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Keith ID: 67724
Status: Session ended.


what an idiot!!hahahaha
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#17
Quote by mister389
no its not, you can tell by the convo, unless it was a total bitch.

Would a bot misspell "hear" as "here"?

EDIT: Damn, beaten to it..
Last edited by [x]Huffy[x] at Sep 28, 2007,
#18
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
I just love being an idiot to them, this guy seemed to join me in my stupidity though

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Looking: ...
Status: Keith has connected to help you with your search on price of rice in china per gram. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Keith: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!
You: How are ya my good son
You: ?
Keith: im doing okay
Keith: what can i help you find today
You: my good man, i am looking for the price of rice in china PER GRAM
You: it has to be per gram
You: kinda in a pickle here.
You: cod sarnit
Keith: its okay
Keith: i will help you find what you are looking for
Keith: do not worry
You: oh i'm not worrying
You: i'm in good hands
You: oh thats in Australian dollars to big fella
Keith: hrm?
Keith: i am sorry i am not seeign some of my window
Keith: so if i dont get it right it may not be my fault okay haha
Keith: there we go
You: you better get it right, this is life or death man
Keith: there is one result
You: haha i cant believe you actually found that for me...
Keith: im sorry
You: what for?
Keith: my application is erroring
You: omg really
Keith: what did you say
Keith: yes
Keith: i cant see the last thing anyone types
You: press alt + F4 really fast
Keith: what will that do?
You: fix it, quickly!! or it wont work!
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Keith ID: 67724
Status: Session ended.


what an idiot!!hahahaha


OMFG I just laughed so hard
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#19
What was the big deal with the other thread? I saw it but never bothered to click the link and check it out.
#20
Quote by Soul Power
What was the big deal with the other thread? I saw it but never bothered to click the link and check it out.

I think its in the rules somewhere that you don't conspire to abuse other websites over the UG forums, that might be why it was closed, that said I don't read the rules all that thoroughly and I didnt see the thread, so I could be wrong.
#21
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Would a bot misspell "hear" as "here"?

EDIT: Damn, beaten to it..

I noticed that post and never responded to it. I'm using chacha now and it's clearly not a bot.

EDIT:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Status: Wilda has connected to help you with your search on boobs. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Wilda: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Wilda: What information can I search for you about this topic?
You: i want pictures of large breasts
Wilda: ChaCha Policy, we do not search for Adult or Porn requests.
You: not nude
You: like bikinis
Wilda: Please give me a few minutes to find your results.
You: k
Wilda: I'm still searching.
You: alright
You: I said large breasts...that chick is flatter than me
Wilda: I apologize for the wait, I am having technical difficulties.
You: alright...
You: sometimes if you hit alt+F4 quickly it will fix errors
Wilda: Sorry application problem,
You: you should try that
You: alt+f4 works on apps
You: i've used chacha before
You: you kinda suck at this so i'm gonna leave
Wilda: Have a wonderful day.
Wilda: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Wilda ID: 26570
Status: Session ended.
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#22
^^

your person wasnt as stupid as mine


EDIT: i think they must just use the ol' "technical error" line whenever they're taking to long or cant find it
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#23
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
^^

your person wasnt as stupid as mine


EDIT: i think they must just use the ol' "technical error" line whenever they're taking to long or cant find it


yeah it disappointed me

Edit: yeah thats the feeling i was getting
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#24
I´m not in the mood for registering so someone please do this!:
Search for "Body disposal", and tell the guide that you just murdered your neighbor and you need to get rid of the body.
It´ll be a good one :Haha
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#25
Quote by urik
I´m not in the mood for registering so someone please do this!:
Search for "Body disposal", and tell the guide that you just murdered your neighbor and you need to get rid of the body.
It´ll be a good one :Haha


I call this one

Edit: someone actually helped!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Marcus has connected to help you with your search on bikini. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Marcus: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
Marcus: Hi looking for a bikini?
You: nah man, I wanna see some hot chicks in bikinis
Marcus: Sure one moment please.
You: ight
You: find me more girls like the ones on bullz-eye
Marcus: Are these results sufficient?
You: yeah i could probably fap to these
You: thanks
Marcus: Hope you enjoyed your results. Have a great day and thanks for using chacha.
Marcus: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Marcus ID: 78128
Status: Session ended.
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#26
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Peter has connected to help you with your search on Body disposel. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Peter: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
Peter: hi
Peter: how can i be of assistance
You: Ok just say... like hypothetically speaking, i had a body, what would be the best way to dispose of it?
You: just wondering...
You: <.<
You: >.>
Peter: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Peter ID: 67963
Status: Session ended.
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#27
I got banned for 'abuse' for asking if I could have a biscuit
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#28
Oh this is to much!
i'm having way to much fun on this.


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Status: Richard has connected to help you with your search on outside your window.... Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Richard: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Richard: Hello, How can I help you.
You: I want you to look out the window closest to you.
You: do you see me??
Richard: Is there something I can find for you ?
You: umm... can you find me?
You: i'm in the house..
Richard: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Richard ID: 35665
Status: Session ended.
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#29
Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.


God damn it, I said 'I'm kinda hungry, how about a sandwich?'. These people are retarded.

EDIT:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Looking: ...
Looking: ...
Status: Jeff has connected to help you with your search on recepes. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Jeff: Welcome to ChaCha!
Jeff: Hello
Jeff: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: SHUTTUP'M MEAK MEH A SHAMWUTCH BETCH!
You: GEBBAK IN TUH KITCHUN!
Jeff: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Jeff ID: 82166
Status: Session ended.
Status: No connection.

So when I say it like that they just go away, but I get reported for abuse when I ask nicely?
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Last edited by whalepudding at Sep 28, 2007,
#30
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Status: Keith has connected to help you with your search on concrete physics. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Keith: Welcome to ChaCha!
Keith: hello there
You: hey
Keith: how are you doing today
You: kinda in a bind, how are you?
Keith: im doing okay
Keith: what seesm to be the problem
You: well....okay, how much concrete would you need to sink about 170 lbs in 10 ft of water?
Keith: sink what exactly?
You: i'm not at liberty to say
You: it is fairly boyant though
Keith: okay... well
Keith: id assume youd need at least 400 lbs
You: thats alot of concrete
You: about how long would it take from mixing to useable
Keith: instantly depending how you make it
You: hmm
You: oh good, a website
You: alright thanks, i think i can get that submerged by morning
Keith: okaty
Keith: you have a good day.
You: bye
You: you too
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Keith ID: 67724
Status: Session ended.
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#31
Quote by mister389
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Status: Keith has connected to help you with your search on concrete physics. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Keith: Welcome to ChaCha!
Keith: hello there
You: hey
Keith: how are you doing today
You: kinda in a bind, how are you?
Keith: im doing okay
Keith: what seesm to be the problem
You: well....okay, how much concrete would you need to sink about 170 lbs in 10 ft of water?
Keith: sink what exactly?
You: i'm not at liberty to say
You: it is fairly boyant though
Keith: okay... well
Keith: id assume youd need at least 400 lbs
You: thats alot of concrete
You: about how long would it take from mixing to useable
Keith: instantly depending how you make it
You: hmm
You: oh good, a website
You: alright thanks, i think i can get that submerged by morning
Keith: okaty
Keith: you have a good day.
You: bye
You: you too
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Keith ID: 67724
Status: Session ended.



"You: i'm not at liberty to say
You: it is fairly boyant though
Keith: okay... well"

Classic *wipes tear*

thats also the same guy i got to quit the convo
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#32
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
thats also the same guy i got to quit the convo


he helps killers and follows directions
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#33
hahahaha

this guy is just a legend, i wanna have him again just coz hes cool!


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Status: Carrey has connected to help you with your search on ham sandwich. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Carrey: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Heyyy!
Carrey: Hello there.
Carrey: What exactly are we looking for today?
You: I need to know... how to make a ham sandwich!
Carrey: Let's see what we can find, just a moment please.
Carrey: Please check out that first site while I continue looking.
You: so you pretty much just get some ham, and put it between 2 slices of bread?
Carrey: Looks that way.
You: what about butter?
Carrey: I haven't seen any with butte.r
Carrey: ~butter~
You: =O not hamburgers!
You: i'm australian
You: ham sandwich
You: do i have to cut my sandwich??
You: does it require cutting?
Carrey: I believe that is left up to personal choice.
You: whos personal choice?
You: is he in my house!?
You: OMG WTF!?
Carrey: The eaters.
You: There gonna eat me!?
You: AHHHH
Carrey: Are these results sufficient?
You: where are they?
You: help me out man
You: there in my house
You: you knew they were here in the first place
Carrey: Don't worry they will only eat you if your dressed as a sandwich.
You: oh **** i can hear them
Carrey: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (oh **** i can hear them)
You: OMG
You: i am!
You: what do i do!?
Carrey: LOL, run!
Carrey: Good luck.
You: Oh shiiiiiit
Carrey: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Your ChaCha guide was Carrey ID: 78923
Status: Session ended.
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#35
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Looking: ...
Status: bob has connected to help you with your search on How to put out a massive fire. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
bob: Welcome to ChaCha!
bob: Hello
You: hullo bob
bob: Your search is put out a massive fire?
You: picture a mansion. now picture it engulfed in flames. you have to put it out. the catch? you can't use water. How does someone put it out?
You: this is hypothetical by the way
bob: Thats a tough one.
You: i know
bob: You have an answer for me?
You: the last guy i asked chickend out
You: no i dont
You: i want to know
You: although i just thought of a way to make that a riddle
You: but thats another story
bob: I dont think thats possible without water. Unless there is a chemical like whats used for the small fires in exstingushers
bob: in smaller fires you can use like flour or that type of base.
bob: but for large you would need water.
You: do you think that maybe firemen can use a whole lot of the chemicals in fire extinguishers?
bob: Well again hypothetical, it would have to be saved within containers to be able to use and put out the fire.
bob: see what i mean
You: maybe they could get a helicopter and fill it with fire extinguishers that have the valve left open. then they fly over and drop them all onto the fire...would that work?
bob: but i think it would be virtualy impossible.
You: hmm
You: so you say water is the only option?
bob: depends how big the fire is, because any heat would blow up the helicopter.
You: thats true...
bob: so well never know..
You: this is tricky
You: someone needs to figure this out incase it ever happens
bob: you are right.. why dont you pursue that.
bob: and thanks for jarring my mind..
You: no problem
You: i like to keep people sharp
You: you could pursue it
bob: Have a great day
bob: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Your ChaCha guide was bob ID: 84236
Status: Session ended.
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#36
*Reported*

yet again i have to report a chacha thread, when will morons stop harassing these people.
#37
Quote by Draken
*Reported*

yet again i have to report a chacha thread, when will morons stop harassing these people.


killjoy. i'd also like to direct your attention to the fact that he enjoyed my question about the fire.
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