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I just read this. It's pretty freaky.


Watch yo' self, kids.
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
I feel so bad for that boy and his family now . Thank you very much.
Yet another reason to STOP GLOBAL WARMING! was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
God, that's seriously bad.
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damn...that sucks, does anyone else find it kinda ironic that the guy's name is Beach?
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"This is a heat-loving amoeba. As water temperatures go up, it does better," Beach said.

It does better? Right.

Well no Lakes near me so I don't need to worry.
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umm next time i swim in a lake i am going to make sure that i don't suck water up my nose
Thats like these weird deaths in my area in the Weeki Wachi rivier here in Florida. A couple weeks ago two guys jumped out of their boat, just to swim a little or whatever, and they were found on the river bottom unconscious and almost dead. It would seem that they were electrocuted, but theres really no way that could have done it. Apparently some river goers in a boat behidn them rescued them, but they didn't see what happened. Its also a note worthy mention that the victims were in the water for only a very short period of time. And then at the beginning of last week, it happened to a young lady that was swimming. Same deal, she was seen floating on her back singing to herself one moment, and then the next moment she was on the bottom of the river. She died.
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But seriously, that shit's fucking scary.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
Wow brain eating........that scared me out.
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I enjoy to swim, but I've never liked swimming in lakes.

Now that's totally ****ed for me
...And the worms ate into his brain.
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But seriously, that shit's fucking scary.

Don't you mean nigh? Or have I mixed up my words?
wow....that's gotta suck more than anything...i hope my brain doesn't get eaten
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It's a good thing I don't swim at all and live in the US. Do the amoeba just live in lakes in the US, or is it all over the world? I'm gonna be so paranoid about this stuff.
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Okay, now I'll never swim in my life again either...

Not much stuff left do to in life...
Reminds me of those parasites that can travel up your piss stream and into your schlong if you, well, piss in a lake.
Its only In Warm Regions, So Im good to go for now.

Oh Washington, with your lakes so cold that freeze my ballsack off, I love you.
sounds remarkably similar to a book by Tess Gerritsen called Bloodstream...
I now have to update my "**** I Can't Do, Now" List:

1. Fly if there is a remote chance snakes may be involved.
2. Swim with stingrays.
3. Simply walk into Mordor.
4. Click YouTube links posted on UG.
5. Divide by zero.
6. Piss off Iran.
And now:
7. Trust microscopic organisms.

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**** man thats scary is it in canada too? cuz i gots all those symptons... :|
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I'm definitely wearing nose clips next time I swim in a lake.
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good thing i NEVER EVER go swimming!
Now, just because you get a strange headache doesn't mean you've got Naegleria fowleri eating your brain. I also don't think this is a reason to completely stop swimming in lakes.

It's just a good idea to be careful, and aware.
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
Oh NO!!!!!

Sorry to hear about the family, thanks for posting that article TS.
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That sent a chill up my spine, I was that freaked out. I knew you could sick and stuff from parasites but a brain eating amoeba
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